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When girls say "I'm a fuckhole for jazzy" that's based, when they say "I'm a fuckhole for anyone" that's cucked. /vent

Yo it's time for us to run our sex organs together (you seem the type to be scared of being penetrated, so I'm trying to be as accommodating as I can 🥺 ) /ventassy

When will my lady tell me what to do, when will she worship me for being a good boy, when will she be monogamous only and committed to our monogamy, when will I meet her?? /vent cry

Beautiful girls working horrible job at the gas station or the liquor store why are you even doing that just quit and come live with me rent free and smoke my endless supply of weed wax but be warned I live in a tinyhome but also be aware that I am a very good cook and a submissive top. /vent

I wish my dick tip was freakish and had a flared out glans like in those pornographic asian cartoons, glans like an umbrella when it's open 🥺

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I need to suck black femboy cock, I need to suck it, I need to drink the cock down my throat like its a liquid, I need to drink the cum directly into my stomach /vent

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You thought you could contain DOOM? DOOM has seen through your illusion, and has found it wanting. You are clever, but clever tricks are far less than a match for DOOM. Tell your masters.
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It makes me very uncomfortable that we live in a culture that doesn't have bio-armor as part of a womans wardrobe, so if she's wearing her lady-codpiece thus preventing visibility of her delicious cameltoe that means she's not down to flirt, but if she's NOT wearing it thus making toe VISIBLE then she's down for a chat and possibly more!!! Things are so fucking confusing in this reality. /vent

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I'm listening to music again and it has broken your voodoo spell, your sick actions have failed to trap me! Not only is it music, but it is ad free, offline music, from my own personal library! It is changing my psychic waves!!!!!!! I am me again!!!!!!! My penis is round, as in cylindrical, as in physically, as in the world, as in reality, as in the universe, as in that in which we all dwell, we all dwell inside my penis. Your cia mind traps didn't account for me finding my old pre intrasocialnet music!!!!!!! You fools!!!!! I can emit lasers from my penis because of this turn of events!!! You have only your hubris to blame! All elements are now my penis! Penis! Everywhere!!!!!!

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i dont usually do this sort of thing
but my twitter got suspended today and wanted to say that i have a fanbox where i still post my art and will continue to post it there
any support helps a lot for me to continue doing this
is not needed but always appreciated
detnox.fanbox.cc/

I need to creampie the science girl /vent need to creampie smart pretty girl who loves and knows science stuff

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