@matrix
You have 2 options... Either:
A) You spend the rest of your entire life in prison among morderers, maniacs and gangsters...

B) You get a painful wound once

How the fuck do these people think that the B is worse?

@LukeAlmighty @matrix "As the new head of the FBI, I vow to tackle this dark cabal of special interest groups".

*phone vibrates; checks phone*

"On second thought, there's a bigger threat to our nation's security in the form of White supremacy."

@LukeAlmighty @matrix The shadow government has done an investigation into the shadow government and found the shadow government not guilty of any wrongdoing