I HATE MYSELF! I ALMOST FELL FOR A SCAM!!!
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

https://blog.malwarebytes.com/scams/2021/03/steam-users-dont-fall-for-the-i-accidentally-reported-you-scam/

@matrix
This one took me about 10 minutes before I got what the entire email was about. Once I got it, it was obvious it was a scam, but damn, this was one hell of a convoluded shit...

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