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31 YEARS
How can she possibly simp for someone who aged this bad?

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

Wait a minute... Lauren is 26???

Bloody hell... now I get it.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

Wait... These people actually TRY TO DEFEND THAT? They call it "just a bad photo"?

Am I taking crazy pills?

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

Ok, enough twitter for today...
This single word made my day.

...historically...

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🎃Jue viole grace💀
@LukeAlmighty her own insecurity , she is also hitting the wall
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Christi Junior
@TornadoOfTerror @LukeAlmighty Most "trad" women (certainly the e-celebs) are just right-leaning Feminists.
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🎃Jue viole grace💀
@ChristiJunior @LukeAlmighty i have learned this sadly , most pagan women on gab were just raging feminists in denial that hate niggers
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Christi Junior
@TornadoOfTerror @LukeAlmighty Same on Fedi - 99% of the "Based" women here will hurl misandrist slurs at you the moment you give their roastie ass some pushback.
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Ever Beedle

Has she been prominent since she was like 18 or something? Could have sworn I remember hearing about her before even Jordan Peterson.

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奇诺
@LukeAlmighty I've seen the last picture before and I had no idea it was Emma Watson. Holy hell did she ever hit a wall.
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奇诺
@LukeAlmighty women don't realize that they don't have to age brilliantly to retain partners. how about instead of shooting their bodies full of silicon and getting plastic surgery and shuddering pregnancy they eat healthy, desire children, cook, and enthusiastically put out?

*no* man i know who has cheated orleft their significant other did so bc he thought his SO had aged poorly or wasn't attractive. they cheated because their SOs became dead-beats in the home, stopped being intimate, treated sex and intimacy like a burdensome chore, and were just all around useless as women
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@knhy
My sister is her age... You would still ask her for papers while buying beer XD

But that is, because she does no makeup, doesn't smoke, drink... She just loves her life the way it is.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@knhy
I'm starting to feel, that the wall is 10 percent biological changes, and 90 percent drugs taken to cope with biological changes.

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奇诺
@LukeAlmighty yeah it looks like drugs and smoking
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奇诺
@LukeAlmighty women have this self-imposed idea in their heads that they need to be perfectly beautiful, dress well, wear makeup, get plastic surgery, appear youthful forever

what they really need to do is actively be sexual for their partner and as a plus take care of the house and provide comfort for their breadwinner
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TedHenderson
@knhy @LukeAlmighty Most cheating is done by women. Most men trapped with miserable women and frigid bedrooms just put up with it
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💥Tanner🔥

@LukeAlmighty yes the reason for rich men choosing young women is *checks notes* history

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Christi Junior
@LukeAlmighty "women peak in their 20s"

Wait, isn't it significantly earlier than that?
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@ChristiJunior
They base that stat on dating apps... You know... The thing, where putting 15 would put you to jail...

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Christi Junior
@LukeAlmighty Very scientific then :smug_loli:
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💥Tanner🔥

@LukeAlmighty @ChristiJunior it's also worth noting that the peak sexual attractiveness in males isn't that far from it either, iirc it's 18~20ish.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@bakubased @ChristiJunior
I seriously have big problems believing that... but ok.

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q
If you ask all pedophiles, yes
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Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫:unverified:💀

@LukeAlmighty
The second one is a bad photo. She looks fine for a 31 year old woman. She was never the hottest thing around in the first place.

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The Manchurian Coon
@LukeAlmighty People don't make fun of mothers hitting the wall, just the barren whores. Not that I expect a political woman to get it.
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Ever Beedle

3rd photo is the only one where she actually looks haggard. Tried to find it to see if it was a photoshop or something.

But man, TinEye is such a joke. I’ve seen this image like a half-dozen times on fedi. How has TinEye not even found 1 copy?

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

@dave
The 3rd one is seriously horrible. but I've put the 2nd one too to show, that she looks horrible even at "ideal conditions"

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tired rika
@LukeAlmighty femoid opinion here: I can clearly tell its just bad makeup overall, she has a ton of foundation that probably doesn't matches her skin tone and idk who thought to apply so much bronzer was a good idea. Also hairstyle is extremely bad, her hair have no life and no volume, she has a 50 yr old man hairline that needs to be hidden somehow.
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Nozaki Never Plappens
@LukeAlmighty Holy fuck I didn't even recognize her
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Haunted FreeinTX
@LukeAlmighty Because she's on the same trajectory. LS is 26 years old and looks like she's 40.
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🎃🐍SpookToberSnek🐍🎃
@LukeAlmighty someone on bird site ask Southern her age
I bet she'll block em and probably delete that post
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Classics Kerel
@LukeAlmighty High cortisol over too many years. You can change your eating and living habits and some of those changes will reverse, but some of that aging will be permanent. Of course, you need to have some kind of objective beauty standards to realize there's a problem in the first place.

Stop drinking so much. Get married. Take a lot of vitamin supplements. Do something productive every day.
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