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This is what Facebook boomers consider a meme these days.

Photons. You cannot see photons. Not a single photon interacted directly with your eye. Ever. You can only see photons under the microscope, right? And let's be honest. How many of you actually interacted with photons at any part of your life?

Also, this is hilarious.
Did you know, you can play a 22 year old game.... 7 days early?

What a great deal.

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Watching Godzilla minus one...
Mini japanese tanks stand no chance...

And all I'm thinking is:
If only there was some weapon made specifically for such an unprecedented occasion...

Someone was truly thinking ahead.

On one hand, I am happy, that they finally de-consolized it... It took only 22 fucking years.

But on the other hand, how about you make GOOD GAMES OF YOUR OWN DISNEY?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I found the time traveler.

Oh no....
Oh noooooo.....
I think I've finally figured it out.

So, Do you remember Tears of the Kingdom? That game was announces shortly after the Sonic frontiers disasterous reception. Many people, including me were complaining about the lazy design of floating rollercoasters in the air. And fair enough.

But: Think of this. You are 4 years into a development of a new game, and all of a sudden, you are told, that the entire main map of your new game (the sky islands) are a red flag to people, and you have to reduce it by at least 50%.

Well, what do you do? You cannot throw away assets from 1/4 of the game, and you have no time to start over again. But, then you come up with a briliant idea how to save it....

You literally coppy-paste the map you already have of the ground... Invert it, and put it below the original map. Now, you have space to put the remaining content, that was originally supposed to be on the floating islands.

The entire underground exists because of Sonic.

I talked to a troon recently, and he just mentioned, that he cannot find a job.

Of course, that was followed by: "A living wage in Pregue is about 70k czk per month. (before tax)"

Well, that certainly didn't help the dellulu stereotype :D

There are unironucally still people out there actually complaining about home office.

And I kinda want to throw them out of the window

> Oh men... Have you seen this new commedy movie? It's all just about sex. It's so hilarious. There are blowjob jokes, jokes about ............

Dneska jsem si opět potvrdil, že štěstí v lásce znamená smůlu v kartách...

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The most surprising part of the Acolite is, that Shaak Ti hadn't died yet.

"What is Philosophy?"
By Martin Heidegger, Gilles Deleuze, Felix Guattari, Richard Fumerton, Giorgio Agamben, Lorenzo Chiesa, Dietrich von Hildebrand, Robert Sokolowski, José Ortega y Gasset, Russell Hasan, C.P. Ragland, Sarah Heidt...
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