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Just in case you were wondering if rocket fuel can melt steal beams, the anwser is clearly NO!!! Only jet fuel can do that.

Also, damn, that's impressive.

Went to a luxury concert
Expensive as fuck

And they have this text on the toalets
(there are no tissues in there either.)

Why am I learning just now, that this impressive love letter to the emperor was supposed to be a satire against him?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Em

I would say, that they can't mrmr, but this is actually hurting my brain.

> At a bar
> A feminist mentions that she is a feminist about 10 times
> Always brings topics back to feminism
> I decide to mention a few boomer-level red pills
Her: I don't feel verry welcome in here all of a sudden
Me:

Just imagine designing THE sexy catsuit, only to put it into the same game as vanilla Dutaba and the insanely sexy goth doctor chick.

I mean, how do you make the catsuit the least sexy one of them? Such an insane waste :omegalul:

An unholy creature, spreading plagues and ruining lives of entire cities for fun just by it's nature. Using evil words to spread misery.

Someone: Why are you talking about me?

I could complain about OnlyFans all day long... But:
At least you're paying a thit, instead of paying a corporation :omegalul:

I barely even remember, when is the last time I interacted with an actual human on Twitter.

I do use it for celebrity news, but it is so completely useless for anything else.
I cannot believe how it could have gotten to this point, but I am so fucking happy for the fediverse.

Facebook tier meme 

Just in case, you need a reminder of why not leave Fedi under any circumstances

Worst Attack on Titan ending 

Can you imagine, just how fucked the humanity would be, if this monstrocity turned into a titan?

Wait a fucking minute...
Do you want to tell me, that we have ACTUALLY built a structure, that can unironically be seen from the space?

Joan of Arc was a young woman, who through her determination inspired people to fight for her cause. Her divine inspiration made her into a hystorical figure despite her yourng age and the fact, that she herself never actually fought a single battle.

This is your hero:

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