LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Now, this is the ultimate version, and I do consider it cannon.

A friendly reminder, that if you're thinking of releasing pets into the wild.... Just don't.

I hate Ameraca and everything it stands for

Holywood just spend $100 mil on a romance movie between a 39 and a 43 year old.

I don't think these people are human anymore, if they believe, that it's an acceptable range for a romance movie.

So, let's start again. It's a romance movie. Primary audience will be older women. What do women love the most? >>Space technology<<

WHAT???? Ok, we're still quite off. Just add a commedy to the mix, this cannot fail anyway.

Yeah, and make sure, that there is not a single sign of the commedy on the poster. Nah, make the poster look like a serious DRAMA!!!

I don't care I've seen this video 20 times before. It's still the funniest shit I've ever seen.

Guys, help. I think I downloaded wrong Attack on Titan...

We all know, that next election will have 120% attendance.

You americans are truly a bunch of uncivilized monkeys.

Grow the fuck up already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDxodBcJNgQ

This is what Facebook boomers consider a meme these days.

Photons. You cannot see photons. Not a single photon interacted directly with your eye. Ever. You can only see photons under the microscope, right? And let's be honest. How many of you actually interacted with photons at any part of your life?

Also, this is hilarious.
Did you know, you can play a 22 year old game.... 7 days early?

What a great deal.

Watching Godzilla minus one...
Mini japanese tanks stand no chance...

And all I'm thinking is:
If only there was some weapon made specifically for such an unprecedented occasion...

Someone was truly thinking ahead.

I hate the internet and it's infinite depths of degeneracy...

When you ask an American to program metric units:

On one hand, I am happy, that they finally de-consolized it... It took only 22 fucking years.

But on the other hand, how about you make GOOD GAMES OF YOUR OWN DISNEY?

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Ladies and gentlemen, I found the time traveler.

What the fuck does this mean?

I love, just how insane Twitter can be :D

Oh no....
Oh noooooo.....
I think I've finally figured it out.

So, Do you remember Tears of the Kingdom? That game was announces shortly after the Sonic frontiers disasterous reception. Many people, including me were complaining about the lazy design of floating rollercoasters in the air. And fair enough.

But: Think of this. You are 4 years into a development of a new game, and all of a sudden, you are told, that the entire main map of your new game (the sky islands) are a red flag to people, and you have to reduce it by at least 50%.

Well, what do you do? You cannot throw away assets from 1/4 of the game, and you have no time to start over again. But, then you come up with a briliant idea how to save it....

You literally coppy-paste the map you already have of the ground... Invert it, and put it below the original map. Now, you have space to put the remaining content, that was originally supposed to be on the floating islands.

The entire underground exists because of Sonic.

I talked to a troon recently, and he just mentioned, that he cannot find a job.

Of course, that was followed by: "A living wage in Pregue is about 70k czk per month. (before tax)"

Well, that certainly didn't help the dellulu stereotype :D