LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

This did happen to me...
I modified a gym shirt, and before I wore it even once, I was told what it looked like -_-

https://mastodon.pirati.cz/@marcel_kolaja/112893099230695162

Ano, toto je inteligence našich pirátských vládců...

It Was Made For Me! This Is My Hole!

Good morning

Americans will never understand, that they created the most hilarious movie name in the history of this planet.

If I died today, all the people around me would remember me as a lonely weirdo....

But, if I went on a killing spree, news would report, that I was the quiet kind kid, just like any other and that there were no signs...

People:
Rent is expensive, we cannot handle immigration and our healthcare is collapsing. Please, help us.

Pirate party:

I had an enormous pause in my gym routine, so let's hope I can manage to hop in again...

Why did I go to Twitter again???
Why do I torture myself?

There's a guy complaining, that the father isn't treating his daughter the same way, as he does his son.

Wife

A je to tady. Už i Pavel je chcimír

BTW, I never thought I will be posting about a dress code, but FFS, I have spend last 2 years learning to sew, only to see this as our official outfit -_-

The story of my life

Sorry for reviewing this, but this might be the best variation of this meme so far.

Just when I think Tim couldn't get more retarded.....

Yeah... it's the economy

I feel so sorry for her

Noo. You don't get it.
Superman's stories are so great, because they do delve into the nature of what it is to be a good american man. They aren't just one dimensional power fantasies of a god with literally all the powers author could think of.

He really needed both laser eyes and ice breath, because without it, the planet busting strenght, flight, speed and shooting mini supermans just wouldn't be able to capture the human condition so well.