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@bungabeats @matana @ew
That might be the difference.
You can live with insomnia prety well. I learned to cope with it, never knowing how much energy am I going to have next morning.

So it doesn't bother me to not solve it with that doctor. I'll just play dumb to get rid of him, since If he thinks I haven't tried not drinking coffee, I seriously don't trust him with anything more radical he might think of.

@caffeinehaze @matana @ew
Yeah. I live in a mostly atheist country, so some of these things I hear from the rest of the world are verry different in here.

@LukeAlmighty @ew @matana She deadass suggested to me, after I was unable to sleep properly for over a month. “Have you tried prayer?”

Edna I will fucking strangle you in this clinic waiting room don’t fucking test me.

@LukeAlmighty @matana @ew

"Just avoid screens"
Aight, so I'm just supposed to stare at the ceiling?
"Are you drinking caffeine?"
I've tried this 18 times Carol.
"You should try this diet."
Fuck you

@caffeinehaze @matana @ew
Just avoid screens...

Yes, I will quit my job and university next morning. Throw away the only skill I have and that I spend 2 decades of my life trying to get to a profitable level.

THANK YOU :ablobcheer2:

@matana @ew
THIS is the worst part.

I see a new doctor.
"I am suffering from insomnia since I remember"

Doctor: Have you tried not drinking coffe :blobcatdunno:

me: Damn, you are right. I have spend decades suffering from this, and tried anything I could think of, but the one piece of advice that every retard asks forst, I have never tried that. Not even 10 years before I drank my first coffe.

Thank you. (and never ever ask that docter anything again)

@Ricotta
I have to go with "This is fake", since I thought reconstructing a penis would be nearly impossible.

On the other hand, if this article is true, it would be quite an acomplishment.

"Why do you want to crucify your king, retards?"

"He's not our king, goy."

"Scribe, write down 'Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews' in latin, greek, and hebrew. Put it on his cross."

"Y... H... W... H..! OH GAWD WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT! YOU CAN'T -- TAKE IT DOWN!"

"What I have written, I have written."

@endlessmike
The key is the 2nd panel.

They are complaining that these people cannot have sex with whoever the fuck they want. It's a poorly argued incel cry for help.

@WoodshopHandman @HughJRaySizt
At least make the kisses count. She is seriously not paying her part considering how little does she "hold back" while getting her payday.

@DeveloperMemes
Linked list? Ain't that ridiculously simple data type made from combination of variable and a pointer?

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