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I love České Dráhy. They're soooooooo far ahead of the rest of the world, it's unbelievable.

While philosophers across the world are still debating wether free will even even exists, České dráhy invented a comertially avaiable free will test.

If you buy a reservation for a seat, and whyle the train is nearly empty a homeless guy is sitting in the spot you've paid for. If you are capable of manifesting your free will, you will sit LITERALY ANYWHERE ELSE. But, a person lacking in the free will will argue with the homeless guy just to get the stinking seat a hobo was sitting in mere moments before.

Because the paper sais the seat is theirs.

@realcaseyrollins
I'll have to look up how much exactly was it, but I'm not surprised in the slightest.

@realcaseyrollins I obviously do preffer wifi whenever possible, I just wanted to try the data for once.

Speed was ok, but the limit is such a shit, I got surprised...

Sony Announcement! 

"Hello dear PSpaypigs, we at Sony have high standards when it comes to preventing hyper realistic violent or sexual games on our platform. Sadly that's why your anime girls aren't allowed to bleed or have a little cleavage.
Please understand and continue to consoom our family friendly products like the award winning The Last of Us 2."

I have seen actual managers being told just how useful the chatbots are to help resolve comon problems.

Noone ever bothered to even mention just how insulting does it feel to anyone on the other side though... Or that it makes the interaction impossible in case of an uncommon problem.

@Zealous @whitneyanne There comes a point, where you just accept the suffering. And from what I see from pill-filled people around me, it's better then guessing what pill will cause the least ammount of side effects.

(Listening to Jordan Peterson about this one was truly eye opening)

@whitneyanne
I have lost my trust in doctors many years ago, since I have troubles with sleeping. I just cannot let go of my thinking in such a way to fall asleep. (Later, I found it is a common trait in autistic ppl, but noone bothered to tell me)

So, I went to a doctor. I said I have problems sleeping.

HAVe yoU tRIeD TO sTOp DrinKiNG COFFEe?

I have not been able to sleep since I can remember. At least 12 years before my first cup... So yeahhh. I definitelly coudn't think of this OBVIOUS reason to have problems with sleeping. So I said she's right and left before she could get any worse idea.

I saw a different doctor a few years later. I asked him hoping he might help.

HAVE YOu TriED to sToP dRInkInG cOffee?

Again I said I was too stupid to try the most obvious solution and left.

3rd doctor.

hAvE yOU triED TO stOP drInKiNg CofFeE?

By then, I saw the pattern...

@whitneyanne
> Ive been a medical researcher for 15 years

Respect if true...

> Ppl don't wanna know
Excuse my autistic curriosity, sometimes I tend to forget just how intellectually lazy the average person is. That being said, I've heard many stories recently about how people no longer trust medical system as a whole. It broke me way before covid (funny anecdote in the next post), but It seems to be a trend where people do notice new alergies and obvious malpractice, that forces them to find a solution for themselves. (and often they do.)

NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
I'M ONE-HUNDRED-PERCENT NIGGY
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
I'M TWO-HUNDRED-PERCENT NIGGY
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY DO POLICE HATE NIGGYS?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
THEY HATE US 'CAUSE OUR DICK'S IS BIGGA
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU CALL YOURSELF A NIGGY?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
'CAUSE I'M A MOTHERFUCKING NIGGY
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU DRINK SO MUCH BEER?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
I DONT DRINK BEER; I DRINK MALT LIQUOR

'CAUSE I'M A NIGGY!
I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN NIGGY, MAN, I AIN’T ALL THAT LOVE LIVE! SCHOOL IDOL PROJECT SHIT
FUCK THAT I'M A NIGGY, I AIN’T MIXED, I’M A NIGGY
N...-I-G-G-Y
NIGGY, YOU ALREADY KNOW

NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY WON'T YOU MAKE IT IN MY KITCHEN?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU CALL THEM HOES BITCHES?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
CAUSE THEM HOES IS BITCHES!
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU STAY IN THE HOOD?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE LIVIN' BY PECKERWOODS
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU AIN’T GOT NO JOB?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
SEVEN DOLLARS AN HOUR WON’T FEED MY DOG
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YO' PANTS GOTTA SAG?
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
'CAUSE HAND-ME-DOWNS IS ALL A NIGGY HAD
NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY, NIGGY
WHY YOU SCARED TO GO TO CONCERTS?
SHIT, 'CAUSE THЕ PRODUCER LOOK JUST LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKЕR THAT PUT OUR ASS ON THE STAGE AND MADE ME A NIGGY

RIAMU IS A NIGGY
RANKO IS A NIGGY
MADOKA IS A NIGGY
AND I’M CHIEKI’S NIGGY
NIGGY

@whitneyanne
That would literaly ruin the data.
It's sad, but I thought everyone knows this is how the data is being collected nowdays....

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