LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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When you don't let people abuse your kids.
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Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
Prety funny way of saying the obvious:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7fQ6JklHjBc
@MoralPanic @greentext@neckbeard.xyz
Our ancestors knew the way to make a stone think was to capture lightning inside of it.
And we believe it is a new discovery.
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@greentext The idea that modern technology would seem like magic to our ancestors is retarded. There's plenty of complex machinery that I operate that I have no idea idea how to build or maintain. In reality our ancestors understood more about the world than us, because they didn't have to think about microwave radiations and shit.
Surprise Blue screen of death...
Never gets old... 
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Jokes aside, this picture is the pinnacle of the US security state right now, this is the peak of their ops, a "protest" so astroturfed that it's glow was visible from outer space, and its impact so small that it was gone in less than 1 news cycle.
Imagine people this incompetent trying to put down dozens of smaller peasant revolts slowly and organically congealing into a nationwide movement, and you have the next 10 years in a nutshell.
Imagine people this incompetent trying to put down dozens of smaller peasant revolts slowly and organically congealing into a nationwide movement, and you have the next 10 years in a nutshell.
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@TacticalBoner@paypig.org
"There is nothing in the design that would make it possible...."
Seriously? 
Ok, let's try this logic.
There is nothing in the design that would make it possible for a plane to crahs. They would fox it right?
There is nothing in the design that would make it possible for a nuclear powerplant to explode. Why would they even include such a featire then? 
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By the way while we're talking about Splatoon specifically here's your friendly reminder that it's peer2peer and that the only time it actually touches a nintendo server is when you're matching or when it's getting rotation information which it does even if you haven't paid up.
You're literally paying for ✨nothing✨
You're literally paying for ✨nothing✨
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@greentext@neckbeard.xyz
Is he sure he didn't die for a moment?
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
