LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
@Andrii We're not running out of anything.
Ships are stuck in ports waiting to unload, because there aren't enough truckers to take the goods out of the port.
Purely the result of government regulations, mandating vaccines to truckers in EU, UK, Australia, and elsewhere.
Ships are stuck in ports waiting to unload, because there aren't enough truckers to take the goods out of the port.
Purely the result of government regulations, mandating vaccines to truckers in EU, UK, Australia, and elsewhere.
@matrix
Is there even a single femisist/blm action that this gif does not fit?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
"Even if the vaccine's as good as sources say, it's still very leaky, and making the vaccine compulsory just guarantees that next year COVID will be vaccine-proof. It's like antibiotic resistance..."
"Antibiotic resistance? That's a right-wing conspiracy theory."
"What? No, no, antibiotic resistance is real!"
"And how do you know that, yockeypuck?"
"Why, I'm trusting the scienc--OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"
"Antibiotic resistance? That's a right-wing conspiracy theory."
"What? No, no, antibiotic resistance is real!"
"And how do you know that, yockeypuck?"
"Why, I'm trusting the scienc--OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
Had a dream where Thor, Hulk, and Captain America were fighting some 'invincible laser' shooting machine, that kept knocking them around. Then Thor remembered a similar scenario from some show he watched (I forget what) and they defeated the machine.
When Captain America and Hulk asked Thor how he knew what to do, Thor didn't want to admit he got the idea from a cartoon. Hulk says "Ah c'mon big guy you can tell us! We're all friends here!" while 'gently' shaking and patting Thor by the shoulder.
Eventually Thor admits and the other two start talking about 'kids' shows they've watched as well. They all decide to go watch said shows with a big bowl of popcorn and all that, with Captain America sharing shows from the 30's which Hulk finds creepy because "they're talking pots and pants!".
When Captain America and Hulk asked Thor how he knew what to do, Thor didn't want to admit he got the idea from a cartoon. Hulk says "Ah c'mon big guy you can tell us! We're all friends here!" while 'gently' shaking and patting Thor by the shoulder.
Eventually Thor admits and the other two start talking about 'kids' shows they've watched as well. They all decide to go watch said shows with a big bowl of popcorn and all that, with Captain America sharing shows from the 30's which Hulk finds creepy because "they're talking pots and pants!".
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
@freedompatriot
*leftie meme territory
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
RT @4chanGreentxts@twitter.com
Anon gets and ancestry test
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/4chanGreentxts/status/1443086164450324480
@kaia
But yeah... Of course my dad knows I want an asian waifu 
@jackc
There are only 2 ways to be apolitical:
Never talk about politics
Shit on all the sides
This was a great video with many fun events 
I actually got quite surprised at what he dug up on my favorite
@kaia
Please, tell me therapists have a bit of sense to realize there should be boundaries between fathers and sons...
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
boosted
@weebdivision I am.. Very precise with my speech okay?? Like that’s Gawd buddy, and… that’s not something you messing about with.. that’s the logos buddy, that’s the sacred speech, word become Gawd and I’ll be damned if I mess around with thaht.
@kaia
Highschool was so bad... Only 1/3 of subjects were relevant and they covered only surface level knowledge... 
But yeah... First uni was brutal.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
