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"Have some change?"

"No, I pay everything with my iPhone"

"Impossible, how could you pay with a phone. Let me see"

"O-okay..."

*CRASHHHHH*

"Noooooooo, Gigachad why did you break my phonirinoooooo????"

"Carry some cash next time, or I'll fuck your wife, Soyjak! I'm not even homeless, btw. I do this for fun"

@marcel_kolaja
The fact that facebook is back up proves that we live in the darkest timeline.

@velartrill
Never ask what something should be, because by asking the question itself, you are redirecting your mind away from forces effecting the current shape of the concept.

In case of law, you would be ignoring other pholosophies, corruption, human emotion and biological programming.

re: (PINNED THREAD: COVID) 

wait, how would vaccines reduce population growth? 🤔
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FUCK
Critical Drinker lioks like his picture... I didn't expect that one.

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