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"For his 1000th round of masturbation, he had been transferred to a different world."
:omegalul:

@se7en static electricity, the plastic gives off flammable gases since it’s probably been sitting in a hot trailer for God knows how long

30y/o booter:
>Boots arch, alpine, debian, gentoo, puppy, plan9, freebsd simultaneously
>Aaaaahhh I'm gonna booooooooooooooooooot
etc.

"Facebook headline that pops up every couple of months "Wealthy mutant""

submitted by beinghealthyiscool

@jackc
Never underestimate Chinese spies to get the info first...

Especially if they dropped the poison themselves.

@se7en
All of my posts are 100 percent serious, especially the one ended with me marking them so.

if my post is marked as SERIOUS by "/s", please, be respectful when responding. It is hard to open up that way.

Amazing moments in "could've slept for 7.5 hours but instead slept for 2 and saw a shit load of dreams in 10 minute waking up intervals for the entire rest of the night"
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