LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

Why the fuck do women complain about having sexy armor in games...

I have to make my games harder by going shitrless if I want male MCs to look reasonable...

Most games would be much better without the day/night cycle.

#changemymind

time to add forcefields

Breath of the wild.

Expectation: fantasy
Reality: 10 min in, and there is a tablet, holograms, neon lights everywhere and lazer turrets...

Me playing a console game on PC.

Why the fuck do these idiots always use so huge fonts? Is this made for elderly?

Me playing on the console for the first time: Why the fuck is the text so tiny? I cannot see shi aaaaaahhhhh

And I am still salty the nintendo faggots didn't include a volume control either on the controller nor in the switch menu. Just....WHY?

@ChristiJunior
yes, I know I am abusing the game, but seriously? Is this game not going to give me a 1dmg fist?

@ChristiJunior @zero
Sorry, no idea.

@ChristiJunior
THIS GAME IS WEIRD!!!

First, I notice I can climb. And I see HUGE vulcano and floating island. So I decide to go there.

I end up on a wal. So I decide to climb down. (obvious route to good loot.)
The game arbitrarly kills me

So, I walk around till I find a stone golem. Seems like a good fight.
It has a broken animation, that instakills me. (and I am supposed to climb on that?)

Ok, it happens. Still could be a great fight. I try about 4 times, and the game saves my inventory mid fight. I lost my weapons mid bossfight, and I no longer have enough. I have never seen a game that outright forces you to grind to deal any damage...

The game is just unbelievable

Plqying my first Zelda game right now.

10 min in, and I am getting shot at by some explosive laser turrets with gazzilion health.

@matrix
Yeah, I saw this movie before... Last Samurai right?

Even as a kid, I was extremely confused by that plot point.

@meidocafe
Jost joking... soy sause is acceptable...