LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@curtis
Oh, you don't support communism?
You say you are atracted to women, yet you didn't choose from the whores around you?
You hate sitting on your ass and listening to professional loosers called "teachers" for 8 hours a day?
You don't find cleaning toalets every day fufilling?
You don't enjoy socializing with drug addicts, and people 20IQ points below you?
You don't believe people who lie on TV about every topic you know about?
Must be a mental illness...
@nyx
And you didn't call emergency meeting when he said that?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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:labrys-45-sickle: 
Me in a job interview:
"Yeah so I also have x amount of years' experience with Windows sustem administration"
"...you mean 'system'?"
"No, sustem. Like because Windows is sus amogus"
"...what?"
"You know like Microsoft is imposter"
"...get the fuck out of my office"
"Yeah so I also have x amount of years' experience with Windows sustem administration"
"...you mean 'system'?"
"No, sustem. Like because Windows is sus amogus"
"...what?"
"You know like Microsoft is imposter"
"...get the fuck out of my office"
@histoire
Amiibo might be one of the coolest gaming inventions in last decade.
But nintendo had to make them artificially scarce for some reason. 
【Ξｎｉｇｍａｔｉｃｏ】
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@LouisConde
Who knows... Maybe after 5 more global economic crashes, people might realize, that letting their "investments" flood empty industries is not a good idea.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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How many doctors and scientists does it take to make up a lame lie and excuse to cover up the truth?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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So I went to the convenience store to get more alcohol. On my way home I decided to get a hambaga. Burger King was the only place open so I went on their website and they had a special for 2 whoppers for just $6. I was like hell yeah so I ordered on the app.
I had a difficult time getting their attention because the front door was locked and they were busy getting ready to close. After l like 5 minutes if tapping on the drive-thru window (no car to set off the sensors in the drive-thru) I got their attention.
I had swapped one of my whoppers for a spicy chicken sandwich and they told me it'd be a few minutes. While waiting a police officer I knew pulled up through the drive-thru and offered me a ride home.
So, I got in the police car (front passenger seat), the lady at Burger King handed us our orders, and a police officer gave me a ride home.
Now, I'm dunk, about to get drunk af, and about to fucking smash some #BurgerKing.
This is literally the life I live
#GetBaest
I had a difficult time getting their attention because the front door was locked and they were busy getting ready to close. After l like 5 minutes if tapping on the drive-thru window (no car to set off the sensors in the drive-thru) I got their attention.
I had swapped one of my whoppers for a spicy chicken sandwich and they told me it'd be a few minutes. While waiting a police officer I knew pulled up through the drive-thru and offered me a ride home.
So, I got in the police car (front passenger seat), the lady at Burger King handed us our orders, and a police officer gave me a ride home.
Now, I'm dunk, about to get drunk af, and about to fucking smash some #BurgerKing.
This is literally the life I live
#GetBaest
some people are so retarded, it is beyond my ability to grasp.
Damn anti-vaxers believe government want to insert chip into them to track their every movement... Yes officer, here is my covid pass. An application with my ID on a phone with always active GPS.
@matrix
Wait... that is a real fear outside of Czech republic?
I knew we are safe compared to other countries, but bloody hell.
Aaaaand it is a spike protein injection...
(Headline: A new vaccine is being developed, that anti-vaxers won't mind taking)
Oh, great,
We're going to get a vaccine, that is:
10 years or older
Not being used as a tool to push fashism
Not for a pointless weak virus
oh...
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
