LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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- Yandere
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- Dress shirts
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- Muscular girls
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- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
@Aldo2 That wasn't the worst reaction.
The worst reaction was laughter followed by "glad you still have your sense of humor".
She was unable to grasp the concept. And when I forced her to understand, she almost collapsed.
She was too weak to handle the thought of what she actually believes.
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I have a meeting in 1 hour, so I entered a local cafe.
The owner didn't let me to sit inside.
If I hear a single time, that the government cares about people's health by forcing me to wait outside in winter, I will fucking snap their neck... 
@Aldo2
No, the government is going to force a confrontation. I just ask them straight:
Do you want a confrontation where I and 0-2 cops will die?
Because that is the inevitable outcome of what they spout. I ask them repeatedly and wait for them to acknowledge that they want my death.
@D00B
Our
generation
moon
landing
Injecting yourself with a drug is this guys biggest achievement. Fuck zoomers. (from a zoomer)
@Humpleupagus @NEETzsche
This is cultural appropriation!!!
@NEETzsche
Nah... I would get the autism...
Wait a minute....
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@sjw
Wholesome...
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Good morning fedi!
Last night I dreamt that I got isekaied. I woke up in a world somewhere in between modern times and medieval times and with magic. I had no idea how I got there and I was also the only one without a familiar plus I couldn't use magic.
After nearly dying fighting against a big bad some people agreed to help me return to my world. We got here and just as they were about to leave I told the old wise dude that I realised I didn't really have anything to live for in this world and asked if I could instead go back with them. He agreed and we went back. He also agreed to teach me to use magic at his school.
While there I met a qt 3.14 redskin demongirl. She was the first to join my harem/party. We even held hands. Her skin was hot, like almost burning but just not hot enough to be painful.
Shortly after I woke up. It wasn't even midnight yet so I went back to sleep.
Now it's 06:52 and I still remember that dream. I sure hope it was a auspication rather than just a dream that will never eventuate.
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Last night I dreamt that I got isekaied. I woke up in a world somewhere in between modern times and medieval times and with magic. I had no idea how I got there and I was also the only one without a familiar plus I couldn't use magic.
After nearly dying fighting against a big bad some people agreed to help me return to my world. We got here and just as they were about to leave I told the old wise dude that I realised I didn't really have anything to live for in this world and asked if I could instead go back with them. He agreed and we went back. He also agreed to teach me to use magic at his school.
While there I met a qt 3.14 redskin demongirl. She was the first to join my harem/party. We even held hands. Her skin was hot, like almost burning but just not hot enough to be painful.
Shortly after I woke up. It wasn't even midnight yet so I went back to sleep.
Now it's 06:52 and I still remember that dream. I sure hope it was a auspication rather than just a dream that will never eventuate.
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@Aldo2 We know you're not tqking it, because the (((government))) is acting immorally, but what if it acts even slightly more immorally?
Logic... 
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【Ξｎｉｇｍａｔｉｃｏ】
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I have been for so long without programming, that I forgot to put my statements inside a function and wrote them directly into the class.
Though maybe the fact that I'm fucked today because I barely slept at all (and didn't sleep very well either for the last few days) also contribute to this fuck up.
Though maybe the fact that I'm fucked today because I barely slept at all (and didn't sleep very well either for the last few days) also contribute to this fuck up.
@londonarmyreal
Anyone who claims we live in anything aproximating the Handmaid's tale deserves to be honked out of the server. 
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
