LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@lelouchebag
To lick the abyss is to lick into the darkness of others but in so doing, they will lick the darkness in you.
@sjw 9. november 1784
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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>46 unique accounts follow me
>they're all sjw
>little did i realize i am mentioning @sjw in this very post
>i close down fedi and go to 4chan instead
>everyone is sjw there too
>reddit?
>sjw is everywhere again
>close down internet browser and play minecraft instead
>every mob is sjw
>sweating bullets and breathing heavily, i throw my pc out the window
>someone knocks at the door
>it's sjw asking if i have any spare sugar
>i punch him square in the mouth and call 911
>sjw picks up the phone
>i throw my phone at the wall, shattering it
>sprint down the stairs, i must make a run for the police station to report i'm being harassed
>weaving and dodging between sjw in the street who is somehow much faster than me i finally reach the police station
>oh no
>sjw is here
>sjw is working at the police station
>i am surrounded, and am told i'm being arrested for "assaulting an elderly person"
>there is only one sensible explanation for this situation
>sjw has figured out how to make alts irl
>say he got what he fucking deserved and i regret nothing
>get tackled and pinned down
>sit in a jail cell, finally, some peace from sjw
>one day sjw walks in and says i'm being summoned to court
>sjw rigged the entire trial by using his alts as the judge and the jury
>sjw carries me off to a mental hospital, at some point i am sedated, last things i remember are a blurred mess of being placed in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded room
>in my last moments of consciousness, i conjure all my strength to scream at the top of my lungs -- AT LEAST THIS ROOM DOESN'T REMIND ME OF #QUEEF EVERY MINUTE
>they're all sjw
>little did i realize i am mentioning @sjw in this very post
>i close down fedi and go to 4chan instead
>everyone is sjw there too
>reddit?
>sjw is everywhere again
>close down internet browser and play minecraft instead
>every mob is sjw
>sweating bullets and breathing heavily, i throw my pc out the window
>someone knocks at the door
>it's sjw asking if i have any spare sugar
>i punch him square in the mouth and call 911
>sjw picks up the phone
>i throw my phone at the wall, shattering it
>sprint down the stairs, i must make a run for the police station to report i'm being harassed
>weaving and dodging between sjw in the street who is somehow much faster than me i finally reach the police station
>oh no
>sjw is here
>sjw is working at the police station
>i am surrounded, and am told i'm being arrested for "assaulting an elderly person"
>there is only one sensible explanation for this situation
>sjw has figured out how to make alts irl
>say he got what he fucking deserved and i regret nothing
>get tackled and pinned down
>sit in a jail cell, finally, some peace from sjw
>one day sjw walks in and says i'm being summoned to court
>sjw rigged the entire trial by using his alts as the judge and the jury
>sjw carries me off to a mental hospital, at some point i am sedated, last things i remember are a blurred mess of being placed in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded room
>in my last moments of consciousness, i conjure all my strength to scream at the top of my lungs -- AT LEAST THIS ROOM DOESN'T REMIND ME OF #QUEEF EVERY MINUTE
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@TaylorSwift @p
Oh, I am sure you are a complete paragon of sympathy who bought entire 2 charity stickers at McDonalds, but guess what? That does not quite make the cut in my opinion.
I am a guy who is tired of lying just to keep your fragile egos.
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I bought Monster hunter Rise for switch, and it was amazing. So, I decided to buy Monster hunter world too...
It is EXACTLY THE SAME GAME!!! 
(Not even sure why that actually surprised me)
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Merry Merry Christmas (And A Happy New Horizons)
【Ξｎｉｇｍａｔｉｃｏ】
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@kumicota @takao
Found a cute artist that makes tummies to rival any jojo character
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Found a cute artist that makes tummies to rival any jojo character
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@LukeAlmighty @matrix damn right, we take racism seriously on this fedi.
@BlinkRape @essie
I love the fact she used a shaming of "decreasing sperm count" to shame me into accepting a woman who will want no more kids...
Yeah.... that makes a total sense.
@essie
Aaand I am blocked.
@essie
Oh no... An internet wahmen says I should spend my money on some thugh's crouch fruit and a wahmen incapable of basic decision making.
What shall I do? Oh god... How will I spend all that money without 3 parasites around my neck?
@HotPolishTakes @TaylorSwift @p
What part is hard to understand?
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
