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@eternalclassic
Archimedes' principle states that the upward buoyant force that is exerted on a body immersed in a fluid (in this case gas), whether fully or partially, is equal to the weight of the fluid (in this case gas) that the body displaces.

Sorry for a boomer joke, but the eyebrows say it all. 

@cowanon
God gave the woman beautiful eyebrows
She didn't like this, so she removed them and drew her own

God gave the woman pretty nails
She disliked this, so she cut them and put artificial ones

God gave the woman a pretty face
She hated it, so she put makeup on it

God gave the women an elegant figure
She was not happy with this, so she put high heels

God gave the woman exquisite breasts
She was displeased with this, so she put silicone ones.

My point is: If God was unable to satisfy the woman, why do we men even try?

@kura I am just trying it... So far, I hate it. Die, walk for 5 min, respawn, mobs swarm me immediately.. Time to walk again.

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