LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
I want to go sleep already 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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How do I talk a friend out of suicide?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Where in the Balkans did they poll this shit? How on God's green earth is Serbia more pro-nigger than all of Western Europe
@Mesooohahny
I am so happy you found the strength to put your kids first 
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My smoking hot wife quit her job this week to be a fully stay at home mama..we tried to do the whole nanny thing and it just didn’t work out and I’m fine being the breadwinner for the betterment of my family..the mixed reaction from family and friends has been interesting to say the least..kinda sad when everyone is so consumed with the accumulation of money over family and happiness
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Zamboni Golf Balls
Toxicology says he was wacked out on some new drug called Zamboni Golf Balls. Found him naked in a basement whisperin' "Never trust anime body pillows."
@cjd
I was thinking about IRS, and I would give them bonuses only based on the BIGGEST CATCH they can get that year (or 2... or 3).
That way, no matter how many family buisiness you band over, you won't get the same bonus as the guy bending over Google.
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Lame.
Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office
Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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KiwiFarms.net registrations are now open for public again.
Please don't base your opinion about what KiwiFarms.net is or is not on what anyone wrote or said about it anywhere.
Actually, if you have no idea what KiwiFarms is, it's probably best it you forgot that you saw this toot...
Just tried Yakuza like a dragon.
They added a fucking fighting game into that game.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
