@beardalaxy @BlinkRape
Wow... what a friend
(Just joking, obviously)
@LukeAlmighty @BlinkRape yeah i do that too, make it so i have to have some physical movement to reach my phone in the first place.
i'm usually pretty quick to wake up. i can have my alarm go off and be more or less wide awake a couple minutes later. but i want to make damn sure i actually do wake up because every now and then, especially if i'm not in a rush to be anywhere, i'll just wake up to an alarm then turn it off and go right back to sleep.
there was one time i didn't have an alarm, told my friend to wake me up to drive me to work. he tried to wake me up but apparently i fell back asleep and so he just left without me and locked me in his house with the alarm on so i couldn't even leave.
@BlinkRape @beardalaxy
Another good one was to put the alarm as far from bed as possible.
(I had to go down from stairs to turn it off, so that was working for a while, but it cannot be done everywhere.)
@Ronnie21093 @MoeBritannica
That sounds so wasteful...
And I would need at least 3 times as much clothes...
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@BlinkRape @beardalaxy
Insomnia.
I cannot affect the time I fall asleep well enough to ensure, It will happen more then 3h before I should wake up.
@NEETzsche
Sure, but their "notice boards" that are absolutely indispensable from advert boards just drive me insane.
You know I won't look at it. I don't even know if there was a change on there.
@beardalaxy
Know the feeling... from his side.
At the uni, I have learned, that as a self-sufficient adult, I need 10 alarms 3 minutes apart just to be sure.
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Elfie @Aether
Genuinely hard to imagine.
@Ronnie21093 @MoeBritannica
How often?
Yes, I know the question sounds crazy, but pretend you are actually talking to a toaster ![]()
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Elfie @Aether
No, it isn't.
That .JPG isn't going to make me smile, hug me, cook a good meal, listen to my problems...
There is nothing that picture can offer. I am sorry.
As for the "anime girl"... no... They don't exist, and I refuse to fuck my brain again to such a state, where I can talk to my waifu
Although.... it definitely is tempting.
@MoeBritannica
Serious neet question: What the fuck should I do, with the clothes, that I have used already, but isn't dirty enough to wash?
And yes, I am that autistic. Sorry.
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When you don't let people abuse your kids.
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Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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