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@WashedOutGundamPilot
FUCK, I forgot...
They want to work :omegalul:
I had this conversation more then once, and it's hilarious. Standart buildup.
> Men want me to cook, take care of kids, do full time job.
> I don't wan't a woman to be working

> But don't you think it will be better for the kids if the family earns more money?

As soon as I say that I don't want it, they start defending the EXACT THING they were complaining about.

@ferrarilegends @WashedOutGundamPilot
Previous generations used to understand, that their kids were their financial security, yet today, most women don't want a family until they have enough money to retire...

How the fuck did that change happen?

@Intramuros_ @Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot
It should get you the exactly same results as folding carboard youtube.com/watch?v=2oukO2qD4O, and as a bonus, you won't even look autistic :D

Death stranding might be more meaningful, if it wasn't about a country that I hate already.

@Spag It is literally a stone too small for me to see.

I couldn't care less about it, there are enough stones in front of my house.

@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot And yet, the little mood buff I'd get from "Aww man, I didn't have to get up from the couch and make my own sandwich. This is awesome!" will last the entire day.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Sprayfoam_Sal
To this day, I think the best example is the oldest one.

"I won't make you a sandwitch, you're an adult, you can make it yourself" is the oldest one, but it still stands. Making a sandwitch takes 2 minutes FFS.

@Sprayfoam_Sal @LukeAlmighty As long as it’s appreciated. It hurts seeing a woman put in the requisite work to keep a home presentable to an HGTV-worthy degree without anyone in the family appreciating or noting it.

By the same token, she should appreciate it when we put in the work to bring home a paycheck to keep things running smoothly. Girls balk at the idea of greeting us at the door, write articles about how terrible it is to be told to greet her hubby with a kiss and a smile, but it really is an insanely cheap way to motivate us

interviewer: give me an example of a time when you took control of a situation

me: no, YOU give ME an example

interviewer: lol okay, that was pretty impressive

me: I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go

interviewer: *being led away by security* what is happening right now

@todayilearned
Old: "the system crashed because I put in 0 to the computer"
vs
New: "Update in progress. Please, don't turn off the computer until the update is complete"

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