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@mig @g
Z hlediska lidského je doslova každá válka ospravedlnitelná pohledem jiného člověka.

It's never really occurred to me how scary humans are until things like this.

We sought out plants that are spicy or make us not tired as a defense mechanism and then started breeding them

Humans being space orcs is my favorite meme

Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable
temperature range is?"
Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50
Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range."
Alien: ".....I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below
freezing?"
Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or
jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy."
Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least."
Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that."
Alien: "..... And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?"
Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes."
Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you
might enjoy."


"You're telling me that you have.. settlements. On islands with
active volcanism?"
"Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live
their lives. Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction."
"What, the molten rock?"
"Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid
rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs
and geysers from the supervolcano-"
"You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?"
""Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.

@dufthummel
This is peak selective reasoning.

If you seriously believe, that floods are proof of global warming, I have some tiger repealing stones to sell to you.

They work incredibly well. I promise.

@mig
Jen přemýšlím, jestli nebylo třeba ohnout pravidla UN, EU, Nato atd, a přivítat rusko do západu už dřív. Ale to už je alt hysterie...

@mig
A co vyhraje? Půda bude neúrodná, světová ekonomie bude rozseklá a muži obou národů mrtví.

No, to je ale výhra.

@snugglefist
Well, I came there to max out on life happiness.
And now, I have to return to the mortal realm.

It's been 30 minutes, I am sorry, but my brain was too fried, and I forgot to post this. 

I hate the gym.

@Giganova8 @Blouie
>enjoy the game without any additional costs
I played Payday 2
And several Sims games

If you believe, that the game won't have DLCs, you don't understand AAA gaming.

@picandor
I seriously hate it, but I came to accept, that women get more insulted by you disagreeing as a concept more, then even the most vile opinions that you could express.

And they accept half of them, if you form them as an agreement. The bitches are just crazy.

@picandor
To paraphrase Cypher:
I don't even hear the argument. All I see is "I disagree" there, "I take this as a personal attack" here....

@picandor
I got called toxic for saying I want my future wife to rise the kid instead of going to work.

It's just another shaming phrase. Don't look for logic behind it.

@picandor
Nah...
I see people call literally anything masculine toxic, as long as it's done by a man.

And it's not toxic, if a woman or a soyboy does it.

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