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Well, as an ambassador for all of men kind, I van finally confirm:

Putting on makeup on train is exactly as hard as it looks.

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@NorseRealist
From all the methhead stories, I've learned, that the correct question never was: Would you beat a bear in a fight... But: Would you beat a bear in a fight without beating off.

@vitsoft
Comparing 99.999% failure rate with a 100% is not exactly my idea of a win.

And before you ask, yes. Both of them look like the perma-drunk types.

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Try to apply makeup on train
Immediately 3 men in their 60s join the "room".
A chance of them understanding that the bag with makeup is mine is about... 0.

FUUUUU!!!!!!

@matana
Fuck...
Why do you do this to me? I'm not sure if le funny or le sad.

Thought provoking keynote by @kevlin this morning on our use of language around Technical Debt and how that affects the way we think about this code. #PyConUK

@moffintosh @dave
Fashies
That word is doing a shit ton of heavy lifting for you, so I will have to ask you for a bit of a clarification. (and how well do I fit :alex: )

@moffintosh
Remember @dave , when I said, that I can safely assume this about people on the left?

@greentext
Seriously though, whenever someone asks me, why don't I get I GF, I just anwser, that slave trade is no longer legal.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @greentext
Nah...
There is this stupid meme of men being "coom brained", but when women lack empathy to such an extent, that they don't see "he's straight" as an answer, all of a sudden, it's a government conspiracy :D

I’m now quite convinced that there’s a concerted effort on the part of anti-‘hate’ NGO’s and glowniggers to push sexless incels into the ida that they can just convince themselves to be a homosexual as a form of deradicalization.

It’s just too damn frequent that every aggregator, channel, forum that purports to be a purveyor of greentexts invariably, ALWAYS ends up posting a “haha lol I’m a nerdy loser virgin but I have nothing to lose and live for so should I just give up my anal sphincter for the pleasure of a masochistic pervert haha?” - “yes anon be happy theres nothin wrong with boilove and boipussy” image like this.

It’s GOTTA be a concerted effort. There’s no way horny dissident weirdos are so amenable to getting their assholes raped by pedos

RT: https://bae.st/objects/c12c2d05-76cb-4bfd-bf39-a029527ca97a

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