LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

@zatrsakr @Monsignor_DickFace

What a perfect phrase

@TikToc
And.... who's surprised?

@Mac_CZ
Uh?
No darling. I could never be sweetie.

Well, as an ambassador for all of men kind, I van finally confirm:

Putting on makeup on train is exactly as hard as it looks.

@NorseRealist
From all the methhead stories, I've learned, that the correct question never was: Would you beat a bear in a fight... But: Would you beat a bear in a fight without beating off.

@vitsoft
Comparing 99.999% failure rate with a 100% is not exactly my idea of a win.

And before you ask, yes. Both of them look like the perma-drunk types.

Try to apply makeup on train
Immediately 3 men in their 60s join the "room".
A chance of them understanding that the bag with makeup is mine is about... 0.

FUUUUU!!!!!!

@matana

@matana
To be fair, girls are icky...

@matana
Fuck...
Why do you do this to me? I'm not sure if le funny or le sad.

@moffintosh @dave
Fashies
That word is doing a shit ton of heavy lifting for you, so I will have to ask you for a bit of a clarification. (and how well do I fit )

@moffintosh
Remember @dave , when I said, that I can safely assume this about people on the left?

@greentext
Seriously though, whenever someone asks me, why don't I get I GF, I just anwser, that slave trade is no longer legal.

@RealRaul