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@picandor
I would not be surprised.
My entire world view would shatter, and I would end up in a mental hospital, after I ran naked on a highway shouting about the underwater aliens.

Why I hate modern corporations 

@picandor
Well, that is, why I needed the 2nd cup. To make sure, the heart is just company mandated flirting.

I doubt 2 random girls felt like flirting in a row. I am not THAT hot.

Also, it is about fear of being over-prottective, and how it doesn't null danger anyway...

Wow, this movie is kinda.... based?

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I just realized:
Finding nemo is a movie about a DAD taking care of his BIOLOGICAL kid.

Now, that is a fucking rare shit. :ablobmeltsoblove:

Me: Why don't you try watching some EASY MOVIE in english

Mom: Stargate, Jurassic park
:pepeFacepalm:

At this point, I am starting to wonder, if more people become deaf from real guns, or from the movie guns.

@picandor
Raws.
Otherwise, it cannot be used for comprehensive input learning

Why the fuck is it so hart to find an anime without subtitles these days?

even worse if she doesn't smile, and you know it's her job to smile, you will get the idea that you disgust her or something.

only real solution is to not have pretty girls at the front desk - but how will they make a living then ?

they are too young to have real skills and too weak to do hard manual labor.

we should either have them married off at like age 15 or legalize prostitution. we're trying to have it both ways and it's not working.

@Frondeur
I think you missed the point of what I was saying. But the joke is kinda good.

My mom had been learning English for 20 fucking years.
She is using Duolingo daily, BUT she refuses to do any actual English interactions or listen to english movies.

Guess how good her english actually is. -_-

i had a similar experience at BMW dealership last week. the front desk girl had such a beautiful smile and was so helpful that part of me couldn't help but start falling in love with her but the other part was like - she was literally hired for having a beautiful smile and she is literally doing her job helping me.

i would rather have a useless ugly nigger be at that front desk at least that way i wouldn't feel emotionally manipulated.

the sick part is nobody has a problem with it but everybody opposes porn. nobody watches a porno and starts to wonder if the girl in the porno likes you personally. porn maintains a clear separation between reality and illusion, which is what you want.

people oppose you having a means of draining your testicles but don't mind you being psychologically manipulated. i hate them.
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