LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

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Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94 of 16 September 1994 laying down quality standards for bananas, sometimes referred to in the media as the bendy banana law, is a European Union regulation specifying classification standards for bananas, which took effect on 1 January 1995.

The main provisions of the regulation were that bananas sold should be free from deformation or abnormal curvature.

How dare you post such an obvious crime?

That feeling, when you get a creative inspiration... At 2Am....

Dude, what the fuck?

@zeroraining107 @VidMasterEon
Well, this actually scares the hell out of me now.
Because, we are literally told next to nothing about women's biology and health, and then... out of nowhere.... years later.... women scream when we "don't get it".

@45b35521c312a5da4c2558703ad4be3d2e6d08c812551514c7a1eb7ab5fa0f04
Seriously, the Nato should be able to say: Stop this or nukes.....

Because if these organizations cannot do even such a simple decision, then they're worthless.

I get it, that my grandma doesn't like me, but at least she can think of a good lie, or tell me no directly.

But, this is just ridiculous.
Me: Wanna go to a restaurant for lunch? (since, I haven't seen her in months)

Her: I had a breakfast way too late today, so, I don't think today is good. Next week on sunday?

Bitch, I know you eat more then 1 time a week.

I needed a random password for a service I plan on leaving really soon.

They asked me for password. I used a random generator. 25 symbols of pure randomness..........

> Your password must contain a number.

I love, how people still believe, that žšřčů etc are the hard part of czech language... Or, 7 tenses, multiplied by 3 times....

But they will never understand the horror of "i" and "y"