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How much would it cost to have my eyes measured?

700kč. Or for free, if you're buying glasses.....
What? How can I possibly buy glasses, when I don't even know what a sharp world looks like yet?

Some people really hate money.

@Jens_Rasmussen
So? Was I supposed to spent it all on literally 20 years of bucketlist in a single week?

More proof that Pokemon go is evil: 

They put the PERFECT pokemon I was looking for next to the building of Ministry of the Interior.

There is a pokemon power level indicater marked only as CP.

It feels so weird watching all the young girls try cosplaying Frieren, when all I see when I watch the show is actually an old grandma.

It just doesn't fit at all.

I love, how Elon managed to rename Twitter to a Platform formally known as Twitter.

> We could not possibly spent 4% of GDP on military even if we wanted to.

> Noone wants to join the army, because soldiers are criminally underpayed

How is it possible for one person to hold both of these opinions at the same time? WTF?

The feeling, when you're waiting for the work day to end...... So you can run and catch a Dynamix Charmander, that is nearby :pepeDread:

I need it NOW!!!

This guy unironically wrote "do not repost" on his art...

Why? OK, I won't repost even your name to make sure your secret art stays hidden from the masses. But at some point, why even put it on the internet in the first place?

@icedquinn @glitter
I wish your interpretation was the correct one.
What a shame. You're way too kind.

@icedquinn @glitter
What does the puzzle piece means?
It means, that we are incomplete and need to be fixed. That's wrong. I am healthy, and I don't need some pill. I am not a riddle.

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