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I have just realized, that I can prove once and for all, that water is wet.

The left should be forbidden from ever even thinking about the term parody at this point.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcbifwN4

They call this parody, yet where is the punchline? A single shot of a briliant wordplay? Really nothing? This is just a fucking amazing product announcement. For a roduct, yhat we need 20 years ago. Yet, these people find it hilarious? Why? Because it could boom? Because the corpo speek?

I don't get it.

@matrix
I don't know man... It could use some teeth to turn other wheels more efficiently.

And why is it so colorful? A gray one would be less visually stimulating.

Go on ahead. I will just need a minute....

I have 20 years of screwdriver experience with a turning clockwise specialization. I have worked with buzz saw for 18 years, I am measuring tape and ducktape certified. I have also developed over 200 bookshelves. Here is my bookshelved-in profile.

See how retarded it sounds programmers?

Warframe has to unironically be the the most futuristic scifi out there. While there are some setieses that claim bigger numbers or more eras, in the end, most of them do not feel alien in the slightest.

In Star Wars, I know death sticks are super-meth. Simple as. Blasters are guns and cash is cash.

But in Warframe, you need hours of research just to find out who the fuck are humans to begin with, and your ability to comprehend the universe ends about there.

@matrix
When it comes to the mainstream platforms, it|s really not that big of a task...

Although, AI lords might change this soon. If they grow some balls that is :D

My mother cannot possibly be this retarded.
She can't!!! Please.... Tell me she has at least some good intentions behind that retardation and selfishness.

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