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@Nepiant
He gets it from advert.
You literally get 1 000 to give away 900 on video, and there you go. Perfect infinite money glitch.

@PNS
I will never ever say this phrase again, but this time, I mean it.

Eat the rich... Literally.

Me: random statement
her: I am really not sure if you're being sarcastic.
Me: No, I am serious
her: And... was that sarcasm?
Me: I am NOT being sarcastic

Her: 😰

Everyone wants an autistic girl until you have to explain to her how conversation work :omegalul:

Got an alert from the living room cam.

"Pet detected"

I assure you my #AIOverlords - this is not, in fact, a GODDAMN PET

I don't think people do understand what an autistic talent looks like. Yeah, one person can break the entire magic system, but what does it actually mean? Does it disprove some huge rule of the universe? Does it mean, that anyone can do it with few years of training? NO!!!! :omegalul:

Just think about it. Because I am an IT guy, and I can say with absolute certainty, that in IT, it literally works the same fucking way.

Because 80% of population barely can gasp how to use the computer to do some math for them. Excel tables are the peak of computer knowledge, they can possibly achieve.

Then you have the 1%ters, who can work in IT security. Who understand the code, and can possibly even work on a hacking protextion software........

And then, there is that ONE FURRY, who can out-troll the entire fucking industry, and hack his way around that software made by 1 000 talented individuals on his own anyway.
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I hate IT power scaling.

I have just realized, that I can prove once and for all, that water is wet.

The left should be forbidden from ever even thinking about the term parody at this point.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcbifwN4

They call this parody, yet where is the punchline? A single shot of a briliant wordplay? Really nothing? This is just a fucking amazing product announcement. For a roduct, yhat we need 20 years ago. Yet, these people find it hilarious? Why? Because it could boom? Because the corpo speek?

I don't get it.

@matrix
I don't know man... It could use some teeth to turn other wheels more efficiently.

And why is it so colorful? A gray one would be less visually stimulating.

Go on ahead. I will just need a minute....

I have 20 years of screwdriver experience with a turning clockwise specialization. I have worked with buzz saw for 18 years, I am measuring tape and ducktape certified. I have also developed over 200 bookshelves. Here is my bookshelved-in profile.

See how retarded it sounds programmers?

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