LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@cunny @ooignignoktoo
Men's brain is literally designed to short circuit when we look at them.
They still fail that single task.
@ooignignoktoo
I have a better offer.
Just: don't be a negative. Don't strive to ruin a guy's life. Anything beyond not being a negative sounds wifey enough to me.
This thing was 5 times bigger in MH.
I cannot believe just how much I got ripped off today.
@matrix
I think I'll need a translation for this meme.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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-when I see cucks whining about Jimmy Kimmel getting "Cancelled"
At least my name seems to be descriptive and not just some prescription.
@noyoushutthefuckupdad
Why is she looking at the buldge?
@lnx
It's so hard to explain to people, that this was a reason for my rapid radicalization during the covid.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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I think that shit was actually a fully repressed memory.
Man, I had no idea just how fucked up I am. Bro was right about me, when he said, that it's a miracle I am a stable person.
@feld
That doesn't seem useful in the slightest.
@Jens_Rasmussen
Some restaurants lately lock their toalets, and give you code on a receipt, so only paying customers can use them.
I don't mind the idea of serving only paying customers (well, that's a lie),but what truly pisses me off is the idea of making an order with a full blatter.
What gives you a sense of power?
When I request a toalet code from a cashier before making an order.
On one hand, I know it's not their fault, but on the other, I literally demand a return to humanity from them, instead of obeying their inhumane cog mentality.
@Jens_Rasmussen
Most likely. That's why I added the first line too. I know it's just a coincidence. Most likely, companies have calculated this to be the best time to hire for tax purposes.
I also joke to everyone else, that it's because I am in Slovakia right now, so it's obviously because they have a better economy here (even though, the calls are from Prague)
Just felt like having fun with the randomness of the universe.
Bros 
BROOOOOSSSS!!!!! 
I would hate to be the "2 random events are definitelly connected" kind of crazy.
But: I literally got more job interview calls in last 2 days, then in the previous 6 months combined.
@matrix
A zastávka byla doslova (ne obrazně) na silnici, a auta měli jen instrukci zpomalit.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
