LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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When you don't let people abuse your kids.
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@Elfie@neckbeard.xyz @Terry
No.
I believe bigger numbers. Considering that it is global, person can be re-infected and the deathrate of first infection is (insert the number here), I don't see why should we ever see a 'total'.
I didn't write the deathrate because there are too many idiots, who have no idea how that thing is calculated, so go to your preferred source, take a total number of DEAD and divide that by (CURED + DEAD).
Sorry for the condescending tone, but I just needed to include that formula in the post.
@solidsanek how many kidneys can I sell before the rest start rotting?
Multiply by price of a kidney, divide by price of a ticket multiplied by number of people on the trolley devided by total time lost by me pulling the lever.
That is the calculation if you do own the trolley company. Otherwise just collect as many kidneys as you can. 
@proxeus@iscute.moe I need a big box.
Don't ask me why...
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@lovelymiss The Declaration of Independence states specifically: "Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed..."
Well, I hereby revoke my fucking consent.
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The Mad Pirate 
( Stephen Mallory mode: ON )
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Stop saying that people are collaborating to fight the Wuhan virus out of “selflessness”, “altruism” or “empathy”.
STOP IT!. They are NOT.
People are donating money and resources out of self interest, out of the fact that, as a global pandemic, the virus can very well kill them or their family members.
As a matter of fact, nobody in the west cared much about the Chinese virus when it was killing mostly asians and middle easterns. People in the west didn’t freak out until the virus reached Italy, because it was no not a threat to them.
So no, there won’t be a new “global communism” or “newfound global solidarity” out of this, because there is no “altruism” to begin with.
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That moment when you find a 5 year old video that is better then everything you saw in last 5 years combined...
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@ironee212 WROOOONG!!!!
I saw them hand-holding recently... 
I have no idea why, but "positive" people do truly piss me off. No other personality trait is so brain hurting.
Talking to an overly positive person is like talking to a chatbot. No matter how simple or complex your argumentation might be, they will default to a dumb smiley phrase. 
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
