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This makes me want shoot up a school and kill myself at the same time

Please be a troll

re: The worst kind of scam is the one everyone around you fell for. The social pressure is immesurable. 

@LukeAlmighty @colonelj Or COVID-19...

⚠️ Spoiler: ChainsawMan 74 ⚠️ 

:alexjonescrying: I fucking hate Makima. How could she have done such a horrible thing? :pepeDread:

@orekix @ZySoua
At first, I wanted to laugh, that she doesn't know the difference between laptop and a monitor.

But then I realized it's a mac, so the rest of it is most likely dead aswell.

@ZySoua

something tells me it being a Mac had to do with it

The worst kind of scam is the one everyone around you fell for. The social pressure is immesurable. 

@TheMadPirate @colonelj

Just look at christianity for example.

@TheMadPirate @colonelj
Well, it's not even a car. Car can hold a family and help you when you need it. She stripped away so many parts, it's hardly a bicykle.

@LukeAlmighty @colonelj Yeah, I kinda find so hard for a woman to actually believe that she can sell a 50,000 miles used car as if it were an almost new car.

@colonelj Every man looks forward to the proud moment of introducing an ex professional whore at family dinner.

@TheMadPirate @colonelj
Other translations include:

Hit it and quit it
Ejaculate and evacuate
Bust your load and hit the road
Ara ara, sayonara

(I wish I had the meme with all others, so I woudn't have to do it from memory...)

@colonelj "I still cam a little on the side..." And she doesn't understand why men aren't staying.
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