LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@pony
Wait a minute??? We cannot even take out trash at night, but we're still not in lockdown??? 
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> Zamrazilová: Čím dříve tvrdý lockdown, tím lépe.
with this name, ofc
with this name, ofc
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During a zombie apocalypse:
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Gamer Zombies: GAMMMMESSS!!
Depressed Zombies: PAINNNNSSS!!
Batman Zombie: BANNNNEEE!!
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This Halloween my friends and I are going as The Joker…
One will be the space cowboy, one will be the gangster of love, and I’ll go as Maurice.
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@coolboymew and then there are people who steal the shopping carts...
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NBC waits until the 19th paragraph to tell you this dossier "that went viral" was shared only 5,000 times over a month on FB & Twitter, which is miniscule for political activity on social media. This tweet from Kyle has double the shares in one hour....viral af:
E3EF54F0-8899-4F7C-811B-6BDEC79…
E3EF54F0-8899-4F7C-811B-6BDEC79…
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@PussySlayer@freespeechextremist.com
I bet she can write hello world in at least 3 programming languages 
@wowaname
Sony?
At least that is where it happened to me last time I tried :D
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tried applying for one job and couldnt even click the apply button, it didnt work
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
