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@cowanon
BTW, czech republic is kind of wrong.

While, the age of conscent is 15, if you are older then 18, you cannot have sex with people under 18 even if you were dating before hand...

Makes things kind of awkward when your gf turns into jailbait on your birthday.

@pony
I bought a gym membership to be able to sit 50m away from a closed gym for 8 months... :kekw:

this year's transit pass is honestly more like a patreon donation to DPP than a payment for a service

@Rosamonde
Some random comment saying, that in order to make the covid crysis better, the majority side of government should completelly ban the minority side from being able to even talk about the newest "emergency rules".

🇨🇿 WTF???🇨🇿
Some people are too retarded to breathe properly... Just WTF???

@pony
Wait a minute??? We cannot even take out trash at night, but we're still not in lockdown??? :drink:

> Zamrazilová: Čím dříve tvrdý lockdown, tím lépe.

with this name, ofc

During a zombie apocalypse:
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Gamer Zombies: GAMMMMESSS!!
Depressed Zombies: PAINNNNSSS!!
Batman Zombie: BANNNNEEE!!
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This Halloween my friends and I are going as The Joker…
One will be the space cowboy, one will be the gangster of love, and I’ll go as Maurice.

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