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@mangeurdenuage
Real story.
I came to school with retractable blunt knife toy.

After one hour I get called to the office.
Teacher starts explaining to me how dangerous weapons do not belong to chool.

I am bored, so I start retracting the knife against my palm...

Teacher looks at me: "That's the knife I was told about?"

It was obvious how hard it was not to facepalm. He released me immediately.

@nerdman @bot

> never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

I am running out of stupid explanations...

#2540 TTSLTSWBD 

@xkcd
Gyroscopes and airships are ok...

How bad are the organ transplants?

@marketkag
Kdy se začne debatovat o dehumanizaci lidí, kteří se bojí o své životy v rukou zkorumpovaných megacorporací jako je Phizer?

oh... Vy chcete, aby tito lidé přišli o práci? Tak pardon, že namám dost lítosti pro migranty.

@matrix
Oh god....
I would end the trial right there... No more questions needed.

@quad
I found out, that making the game 10 times harder (requiem + frostfall), and making grinding actually connected to quests brings out so many details player is normally pushed to miss conpletelly.

@quad
Requiem + Frostfall + Experience overhaul to classical XP system.

Turns Skyrim into a complete game

POV: you are about to rescue your father from the underworld using LSD, DMT, facts, logic, a new theory of everything and also own the libs
@A_Matriarch @sleepwalker

We can see from all this
how we women actually live our lives surrounded by men

and that is under siege

So good luck with your endeavour on here but don't stay on here too long, break away from here as soon as you can because it's not a get to go place it's actually a dead end
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