LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
@eee
There is an old czech saying.
How do you recognise a politician is lying? Simple. His lips are moving.
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@NEETzsche
Honestly, I am afraid they might get him on the first idiot, because there is next to no evidence to cover how was Kyle attacked...
In normal trial, that would mean reasonable doubt, but we all know that standart no longer applies.
I am not saying the Legacy media are biased...
But this is the picture they chose to depict the judge...
@obihahn
In crowd? Definitelly the gun that is harder to grab.
@verita84 @ArdanianRight @eee @ShtPoastAnon
Looking at the fattie, I would want to see him run 3 blocks from antifa and tell me, he didn't run out of options.
@verita84 @ArdanianRight @eee @ShtPoastAnon
I've noticed... And that idiot thinks that scateboard isn't a deadly weapon? Realy???
A stupid spoon can be deadly weapon FFS.
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@LukeAlmighty >use Watch Dogs-esque knowledge of crowd to deftly avoid getting pinned down by any assailant that isn't a career criminal
@ShtPoastAnon @ArdanianRight @eee
"We're supposed to be scared of Glock, while the defendant has a freaking AR-15"
This line is PEAK STUPIDITY.
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@apropos
> Hand yourself to police to be less suspicious
> Get health suplies from friends to be even less suspicious
> Force 4 people to chase you, until a camera is pointed at you, so you can John-wick your way out of it, while make it look as they were attacking you.
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/pol/
I wish I was as smart as the prosecution made Kyle out to be
>Arrange a police shooting to cause civil unrest in your city
>Arrive early to clean graffiti, knowing you would be photographed by an amateur photographer you never met before
>arrange a deranged pedophile to be released from jail and let loose during those riots
>Arrive at the scene and spend a couple of minutes tending to hurt people
>Manage to attract the attention of the pedo without direct provation through your pure stone cold sigma aura
>Shoot him with perfect control and walk off
>Tank multiple attacks from the ensuing angry mob but run on, your true masterplan is about to happen
>Once you arranged this angry mob to knock you to the ground and smash your face in with a skateboard fire off two more controlled shots into your attackers that you never met before
>Walk off
how to get away with murder
>Arrange a police shooting to cause civil unrest in your city
>Arrive early to clean graffiti, knowing you would be photographed by an amateur photographer you never met before
>arrange a deranged pedophile to be released from jail and let loose during those riots
>Arrive at the scene and spend a couple of minutes tending to hurt people
>Manage to attract the attention of the pedo without direct provation through your pure stone cold sigma aura
>Shoot him with perfect control and walk off
>Tank multiple attacks from the ensuing angry mob but run on, your true masterplan is about to happen
>Once you arranged this angry mob to knock you to the ground and smash your face in with a skateboard fire off two more controlled shots into your attackers that you never met before
>Walk off
how to get away with murder
You are dead. You have been murdered.
Would you rather:
A) Be called Mumbeling idiot in front of entire nation 200 times
B) Just let the murderer go
@ShtPoastAnon @ArdanianRight @eee
Are they seriously pixel-mining again?
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@ShtPoastAnon @ArdanianRight @eee
What the fuck is that guy babeling about??? You have to fist-fight someone who wants to kill you... Yeah.... sure...
I SERIOUSLY hope noone believes what this guy is saying.
@ChristiJunior
How long did you have to shout before the profile pic changed?
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
