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Mary Sue test 

@ChristiJunior
She wasn't born, she is a clone.
She isn't an ordinary clone, but a clone of the smartest wahmen of 21st century.
She "just happened" to find 21st century technology and completelly learned how to use it. (as a kid)
She figgured out how to hack a SUPER ROBOTS in minutes.

And that's just the shit I know so far.

@ChristiJunior
Also... I know it's hard to believe, but the main character has almost as many Mary Sue points then Rey...

TFW you'll never have a gf who will turn on Alex Jones then look at you and say, "Now finger my butthole and call me Vladimir Putin."

@ChristiJunior
Still only 1/3 of first game...

YES!!! It't so voke, you wouldn't believe.

Only missing thing is some trannie hero, but other then that... yeah.

Tried watching the Horizon story on youtube...

Damn, it's insufferable.

@zleap@qoto.org @Moon
On one hand, I couldn't be more enthusiastic about the slow death of the entire concept of "expert" or "intellectual authority".

On the second hand, I am afraid about the cost of this. Is it going to get replaced by something worse, or are we going to be lost without it?

Cringe rant. No fun to be found. 

Mom calls me.
She has nothing to talk about

I say, that I bought myself some shinese soup. (because why not)

She immediately starts complaining how unhealthy that shit is.

Wow... she cannot hold conversation for 5 minutes without acting like an asshole.

@coolboymew I want to build a modern PC in one of those huge old cases.

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