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@coolboymew
about a week ago, I swallowed a sip of hot chocolate.

I felt like I'll vomit dead skin :ablobmeltsoblove:

A vegetarian asked me today if food contained meat.

I responded by immediately describing how perfect the pork was in the sandwich. (yeah, I didn't get the hint)

It was also my boss. :blob_facepalm:

@beardalaxy
I have bought her a luxury perfume.
It will either be amazing, or stupid, but she's such an NPC, I cannot be arsed to care anymore.

Football is the most degenerate act humans have ever created. :Bedge:

The speed difference between a fired bullet and cracks in glass

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