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@Elfie @coolboymew @nerthos
Seriously though, in some of my "weaker moments", I had tried similar shit.
You just don't understand how fast can you lose your consciousness once bloodflow to the brain is cut off. (According to google 10s)
After that, your brain starts dying off in 5 minutes.
@picandor
Thanks.
I needed to know, I am not alone in this insanity
@Ur
They brag about it as if it was a flex of some kind...
@g
A Pert Pavel v debatě přiznal, že sere na svobodu slova.
Proboha, to jsou ale kandidáti.
@g
Pokud míříš na nulu, tak nuly nikdy nedosáhneš. Nadruhou stranu, pokud míříš na rezervu, tak ji na konci roku využít není problém.
@g
Zde narážíš na problém diety.
Denní aktivoty: 2000 kalorií.
Dáš si pozor, aby jsi snědl přesně 2 000 kalorií.
Jé dort.
Ok, tak dnes jsi snědl 3000, ale zítra sníš PŘESNĚ 2000. Kdy začneš hubnout?
@WashedOutGundamPilot
> Wait till I graduate to quit my job
You cannot make this shit up. She's ruining her value by being a stripper, so she can waste her time studying, further lowering her value.
@g
Já miluju fact, že dle zákona mají vytvořit "vyrovnaný rozpočet", což znamená příjmy = výdaje.
Kde a kdy je proboha dobrý nápad utratit vše co jsi vydělal? Žádná ekonomická entita tak nefunguje proboha.
@maples
What happened to all the beauty in computer software?
@WashedOutGundamPilot @DW2
Fuck that shit, because when I said, that I preffer to see what a woman actually looks like, instead of a plastic face, or even worse, that I don't like the thousand dollar clothes, they all start shouting at me.
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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