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@epic @nukie @LukeAlmighty @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend @WashedOutGundamPilot Yeah, there’s another chick that I end up having to explain things to because I don’t make her cry when I tell her things. The reason I don’t make her cry is because I watch my language like I’m babysitting a young child.

Instead of “You fucked up 4 hours worth of product, and here’s what you need to do next time,” I have to coach it as, “The quality department found issues with some of the product that was made earlier. Can we make sure that we do additional quality checks though the night to prevent issues in the future?”

Never say, “You need to do this.” Always word it as “We need to do this.”

And our supervisor will go, “Go get Amy to do X. I don’t know how to word it so she doesn’t take it as a personal slight.”

We can get rid of the #email #spam really easy. Just use many honey point email addresses and put them as text on some random web page with information why the list exists.
Spamers are not reading the info and will send some shit to those addresses. Then you can consider every single email as spam.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @nukie @LukeAlmighty @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend the ability to comprehend right and wrong is more or less universal though.... In truth, it's just that they don't care because society currently excuses them for being insane shitbags

@WashedOutGundamPilot @nukie @Codeki @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend
My step mom loves me, and I know it...
But she is the most irrational, one dimensionnally thinking person I have ever met, and almost drove me to a suicide :ablobmeltsoblove:

@WashedOutGundamPilot @nukie @Codeki @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend
I have a step bro, and it isn't a problem...

But my dad had his kids first. So, there is no shame. He knows he isn't being parasited on. So, that is one way I guess :D

@WashedOutGundamPilot @nukie @Codeki @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend
That's the better situation.
The worst one is when step-father loves them, and she finds a new cock to jump to.

Please come work for us. We’ll do anything. We’ll give you free parking. We’ll give you 10 percent off in-store purchases. We’ll give you company swag where you can barely see the company logo, so it’s basically just cool free clothes. We will do literally anything to get you to work for us except pay you enough. You want a keg in the break room? You got it. You want your break in the keg room? Okay by us! What do you want? Name it, it’s yours! As long as it’s not a living wage. What about an immediate cash bonus as soon as you start working, to mask the fact that we don’t provide healthcare or enough consistent pay for you to afford rent? Is that something you want? Please say it’s something you want. We will clap for you every time you clock in. We will make you feel guilty every time you clock out. There will be a big group meeting every morning where you and your coworkers go around in a circle and tell each other what a great job you’re all doing. Does that sound like a reasonable replacement for fair monetary compensation? Look: it’s not about the money for us. Never has been! It’s about passion. It’s about community. It’s about teamwork. It’s about making you think it’s not about the money for us, when it’s actually all about the money for us, and specifically not about the money for you. Jobs aren’t for financially sustaining you—they’re for financially sustaining us. So if pay and benefits are what you’re after, you’re not going to find them in this job, or any job. But if a gift card on your birthday with your name spelled wrong that’s only valid for one month in-store is what you’re looking for, then this is the place for you! Oh, and if you get one of your friends to come work here too, we’ll throw in a recruitment bonus! That’s how much we value you! So, please come work for us. We’ll do anything you want—except, of course, pay you enough.

@berrp
The problem is, that some technologies are so advanced, that people cannot believe, when you say we simply don't have the needed technology yet, to fufil their wish.

We can fucking blast eyes with laser so precisely, that it removes imperfections. We can manafacture tranzistors mere nanometers in size, and put 40 billion of them in perfect shape. Weare smashing atoms straight to each other at near light speed. We have measured displacement made by a gravitational wave. That was a space warp of 10^-18m long. How hard can it be to create a dick.... right?

...do you know what they actually do to these mentally deranged people...

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