@matana
When I say I'm rich, I mean, that I can enjoy my hobbies, not being able to buy a house.
But some people think, that poor people can get fat off fast food, so I guess my metrics are way off.
@matana
Sorry, I ain't rich enough to need money-lendering
@PurpCat @TrevorGoodchild
No idea.
I heard the cuteness aversion hypothesis, but it's still quite a mystery.
People be like: I don't want you to be depressed
Bitch, I have literally nothing of value to look forward in life. Yet, I enjoy most of it. I am doing absolutely fucking amazing considering the hell my life actually is. I am feeling great most of the days, and I somehow even find time and energy for self improvement. So, fuck off, unless you have some reasonable advice
@mushroom_soup
But you know.... I am listening.
Where the fuck do quality women spend their time expecting to get approached?
@reportbot @ChristiJunior
Good one ![]()
@noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew
Move magnet near a copper wire.
You're welcome.
@renai @wandering_soul
Pure beauty
Why cannot we live in a such beautiful world? ![]()
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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