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Major Zelda tears of kingdom spoiler (⚠️⚠️⚠️Do not read, if you haven't completed the game⚠️⚠️⚠️) 

So, Zelda is a dragon
You can walk on her
You can ascend through the walkable NPCs.

So, if my theory is correct, you should be able to putt your dick in Zelda in this game... Unironically... :blobokhand:

Excuse me, I have to settle the Zelda/Link shipping debate once and for all. :blobooh:

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

I have defeated the first hand monster.

This game seriously has some weird combat difficulty scaling.

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>they have to go back
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@ChristiJunior
These "shrines" are fucking embarrassment.
There was shrine about a jenga tower with a ball on top. So, I look at it for 3s. Move one piece, ball falls next to me, I move ball by 3m.... Done.

Entire shrine took about 10s to finish.

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Christi Junior
@Rasterman pissing everyone off by playing Zelda: TotK in the most degenerate way possible by not getting the Glider, and being smug about it:
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@ChristiJunior
Even if I ignored the ugliness, I have a simple question.

Can I grab a beer with you? And with troons, the answer is no. There is no way you can ever relax around them. You cannot talk about your dreams, you cannot even call them the correct pronouns. And not only do they have triggers that you don't know about, but they are insane enough to ruin your life over them.

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@ChristiJunior
Breath and wildpilled

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You will never be a real Shrine. You have no puzzles, you offer no challenge, you provide no satisfaction. You are a quick travel point twisted by lazy design and filler mentality into a crude mockery of Miyamoto’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your designers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “players” laugh at your empty appearance behind closed doors.

#LGBTQ #Queer #Pride #PrideMonth #PrayAwayTheGay #Trans #Gay #ChristianAnime #TheRainbowBelongsToGod #GodWins #LoveWins #Furry #FurryPride #PrideMonth2023 #HappyPride #hrt #transgender #blm #lgbtqia
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@keisuke
Man.........................
This comment is personal :alexjoneswat2:

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@LukeAlmighty nah, a math theaches would have been like "You should know already what this means"

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The Report King
My mother recently discovered Putin and has been sending me videos of him made by various fan pages. :0390:

Years talking politics with my father in her presence that involved Putin, nothing. Now, she logs into TikTok and becomes a Putin fan. :pepe_eyeballs:
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@keisuke
Finally a math teacher doing their job.

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@LoliHat @Narbray
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@beardalaxy
Nice trick :D
It's crazy how many weird strats the game has.

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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

Tears of the kingdom.... funny finding (kinda spoils the game a bit) 

This isn't entirely bug or an exploit, but it's hilarious...

Did you know you can actually ascent through a Stone Talus? Makes the fight a lot easier, and a bit creepy.

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