LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
I cannot believe I was there when they were filming this 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S156zaCnX0
It was quite an experience.
@zoomgoboom
Yes. The brain damaging ones are our favorite.
@zoomgoboom
This post just needed My little dark age to be perfect.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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It's never really occurred to me how scary humans are until things like this.
We sought out plants that are spicy or make us not tired as a defense mechanism and then started breeding them
Humans being space orcs is my favorite meme
Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable
temperature range is?"
Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50
Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range."
Alien: ".....I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below
freezing?"
Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or
jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy."
Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least."
Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that."
Alien: "..... And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?"
Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes."
Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you
might enjoy."
"You're telling me that you have.. settlements. On islands with
active volcanism?"
"Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live
their lives. Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction."
"What, the molten rock?"
"Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid
rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs
and geysers from the supervolcano-"
"You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?"
""Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
We sought out plants that are spicy or make us not tired as a defense mechanism and then started breeding them
Humans being space orcs is my favorite meme
Alien: "I'm sorry, what did you just say your comfortable
temperature range is?"
Human: "Honestly we can tolerate anywhere from -40 to 50
Celcius, but we prefer the 0 to 30 range."
Alien: ".....I'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below
freezing?"
Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or
jackets at those temperatures it can be a bit nippy."
Other human: "Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least."
Human: "Heh. Yeah everybody knows someone like that."
Alien: "..... And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, half way to boiling?"
Human: "Eugh. Yes. It sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god help you if you touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes."
Alien: "..... We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you
might enjoy."
"You're telling me that you have.. settlements. On islands with
active volcanism?"
"Well, yeah. I'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawaii how to live
their lives. Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction."
"What, the molten rock?"
"Well, yeah! It's not every day you see a mountain spew out liquid
rocks! The best one is Yellowstone, though. All these hot springs
and geysers from the supervolcano-"
"You ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?"
""Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
@Loki
Why though?
Is it good to doomscroll at gym?
@dufthummel
This is peak selective reasoning.
If you seriously believe, that floods are proof of global warming, I have some tiger repealing stones to sell to you.
They work incredibly well. I promise.
@mig
Jen přemýšlím, jestli nebylo třeba ohnout pravidla UN, EU, Nato atd, a přivítat rusko do západu už dřív. Ale to už je alt hysterie...
@mig
A co vyhraje? Půda bude neúrodná, světová ekonomie bude rozseklá a muži obou národů mrtví.
No, to je ale výhra.
@snugglefist
Well, I came there to max out on life happiness.
And now, I have to return to the mortal realm.
It's been 30 minutes, I am sorry, but my brain was too fried, and I forgot to post this.
I hate the gym.
Ain't I supposed to feel better after a vacation?
@Giganova8 @Blouie
>enjoy the game without any additional costs
I played Payday 2
And several Sims games
If you believe, that the game won't have DLCs, you don't understand AAA gaming.
@professionalbigot69
She must be one kind and happy person.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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@picandor
I seriously hate it, but I came to accept, that women get more insulted by you disagreeing as a concept more, then even the most vile opinions that you could express.
And they accept half of them, if you form them as an agreement. The bitches are just crazy.
@picandor
To paraphrase Cypher:
I don't even hear the argument. All I see is "I disagree" there, "I take this as a personal attack" here....
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
