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@vokovevaku
I tried running a lot, but after 2 weeks, my body kinda gave up. (so, now, I am after a 4 day pause. I think I will make it 5 and start again.)

> Be me
> On diet
> Weight myself
> Nice
> Drink some water
> Weight myself again

How did I get so fucking fat? :trolldespair:

Can someone please send a few speedrunners to the gym?

I am sorry, but I need to know, if going to the left corner of the gym, breaking my leg, jumping 26 times and then clipping through the floor is the correct way to get ripped in a day.

And without speedrunnens, we will never find out.

@teratology
Nah...
At least they aren't hiring muscule moutains to test your resistance to physical threats...

Yeah, that boss was weird, but street rats have to live that way I guess.

@johnny
Hele, já si alespoň stihl uklidit...

Ale opravdu bych už měl jít spát. Mám za pár hodin práci.

Is Dio Brando a next level cuck?

That feeling, when you feel the urge to fix your life in the evening...

And you do. But it's 5AM now, and next day, you will be tired enough to start the life-ruining cycle all over again.

Is there any actual alternative use for an Xbox one?

Just checking, before I sell it for the lowest price possible.

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