LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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@ChristiJunior
Time to wait for "Attack on Titan. Final Season Part 3 Part 2 rebirth" I guess.
@ChristiJunior
Also, the King Fritz has to have some serious game 
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WHY ATTACK ON TITAN’S ENDING IS SHIT 3/4
Then there are all the smaller, ridiculous moments of the ending – here’s just some of them:
- Mikasa is randomly the main character now, and all of AoT boiled down to helping Founder Ymir break out of a toxic relationship with a guy who died 2000 years ago? Also, Ymir is necrophiliac, apparently. She's also the worst thing to ever happen to the series.
- Mikasa is ALSO a necrophiliac. Also, how the fuck does she even get back to Paradis carrying Eren’s head, on foot? And why isn’t she immediately arrested and executed by the new Jaegerist government? Even if they don’t know that she killed Eren, she sure slaughtered a lot of Jaegerists during her attempt to stop the Rumbling.
- Historia becomes the most pointless character ever, with a pointless child and a faceless, nameless husband. BUT, at least getting dicked cured her lesbianism, so that’s pretty Based at least. Farmer-kun, I kneel…
- Armin is Naruto, the Talk No Jutsu is real.
- Muller is retarded for demanding that the Eldians prove a negative, Armin is retarded for claiming to have actually proved it.
- Reiner gets a second chance at life, and spends it lusting after married women and sniffing letters.
- Annie gets everything she ever wanted, because you know, she was just such a great person compared to the likes of Marco and Petra.
- Speaking of which, why the FUCK does Jean not see Marco when the characters briefly get reunited with their dead friends? He literally invoked Marco when joining the Alliance instead of just letting Paradis be saved by the genocide, it’s not like he forgot him. Also, Jean’s character arc emphasizing his leadership skills just get chucked straight into the trash.
- The Jaegerists take over Paradis, which is…fucking awesome actually, hell yeah, the Fascists Win! Waifus like Rico and Hitch are also fascists now, booyah, the only ones who don’t like it are fucking journalists and Sasha’s turbo-cuck father.
Then there are all the smaller, ridiculous moments of the ending – here’s just some of them:
- Mikasa is randomly the main character now, and all of AoT boiled down to helping Founder Ymir break out of a toxic relationship with a guy who died 2000 years ago? Also, Ymir is necrophiliac, apparently. She's also the worst thing to ever happen to the series.
- Mikasa is ALSO a necrophiliac. Also, how the fuck does she even get back to Paradis carrying Eren’s head, on foot? And why isn’t she immediately arrested and executed by the new Jaegerist government? Even if they don’t know that she killed Eren, she sure slaughtered a lot of Jaegerists during her attempt to stop the Rumbling.
- Historia becomes the most pointless character ever, with a pointless child and a faceless, nameless husband. BUT, at least getting dicked cured her lesbianism, so that’s pretty Based at least. Farmer-kun, I kneel…
- Armin is Naruto, the Talk No Jutsu is real.
- Muller is retarded for demanding that the Eldians prove a negative, Armin is retarded for claiming to have actually proved it.
- Reiner gets a second chance at life, and spends it lusting after married women and sniffing letters.
- Annie gets everything she ever wanted, because you know, she was just such a great person compared to the likes of Marco and Petra.
- Speaking of which, why the FUCK does Jean not see Marco when the characters briefly get reunited with their dead friends? He literally invoked Marco when joining the Alliance instead of just letting Paradis be saved by the genocide, it’s not like he forgot him. Also, Jean’s character arc emphasizing his leadership skills just get chucked straight into the trash.
- The Jaegerists take over Paradis, which is…fucking awesome actually, hell yeah, the Fascists Win! Waifus like Rico and Hitch are also fascists now, booyah, the only ones who don’t like it are fucking journalists and Sasha’s turbo-cuck father.
re: Obviously, Attack on titan spoiler
@ChristiJunior
You're right....
I guess I'm just still not sure what to think about his motivation.... Since the show had to throw in a wrench at the very last second of the show.
Obviously, Attack on titan spoiler
@ChristiJunior
BTW, for me, there is also one moment, that breaks Eren even more.
When he has a breakdown, crying and apologizing to a kid, that he knows will die 1 year later by a titans foot.
Seriously, was that scene there just for the shock value? Because it does make Eren look insane.
Obviously, Attack on titan spoiler
@ChristiJunior
Also, I am a Star Wars philosophy fan. I saw some GREAT analysis about how Sith are enslaved by pursuit of freedom. But in this case, I just don't see it. He saw what he will do, and still decided to do it, because he loved his friends more... (I think,,,, the ending is just such a mess)
Obviously, Attack on titan spoiler
@ChristiJunior
And it's a second attack on the concept of liberty.
The first one is, when he didn't take away their will in order to finish the rumbling. because he "wanted them to make their own choice"
Meanwhile, before the last season, not a single fucking line in that direction, as far as I remember.
@ChristiJunior
> - Eren was a Slave of Freedom –
That singular line makes me wonder, if 9/10s of population are seriously just too retarded to understand what freedom means.
@ChristiJunior
As I said, the hype was worth it.
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re: Oh, it has a post-credis scene too
@ChristiJunior
The last scene in nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tIdCsMufIY
Oh, it has a post-credis scene too
@ChristiJunior
And it's wrse then I could imagine 
re: Fuck, if this was the alternative, then Zeke was right
@ChristiJunior
Ok, then it was just an artistic shit cut...
Ok. I wanted to make sure, since it didn't make any sense otherwise.
Fuck, if this was the alternative, then Zeke was right
@ChristiJunior
BTW, I don't want to rewatch it, but what was all the multi-layered time travel about? Was that a delulu scene, ot was it supposed to show Eren knew what will happen even when he was a kid? Huh??? (I hate artistic cuts)
Fuck, if this was the alternative, then Zeke was right
@ChristiJunior
> Lelouch ending...
What lelouch ending? He was GOD!!! And the world he left behind was a world at war. So, he failed. He failed at the singular objective of the Lelouch ending. At MUCH HIGHER COST at that. And ALSO with 1000 times the power to decide otherwise.
> 80 percent
That isn't a genocide, that is cataclism. 
> Never back someone into a corner and give him no way out except to kill or be killed
I honestly expected that to be the point of the ending with some cheap copout. But not this mess :D
Also, you kinda forgot to add, just how unbelievabely insulting was the decapitation kiss. I don't feel much disgust, but at that scene, I unironically wanted to vomit.
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@ChristiJunior
So, I just saw it...
I think.... To be honest, it feels more like a 90 minute long shitpost
Absolutely worth the "hype"
LET's GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, new record.
Mom called, and it took her 2min and 1s to hang up.
Half of the time was silent, I learned nothing, and she managed to disqualify my opinion 3 times. 
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
