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FUCK...
Ok, then I guess I will be having a +1000 year age gap this weekend...

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@wizardmanperson
First server in the US, who I heard was actually getting payed...

No wonder Gordon doesn't get it :Asuka_Heart:

@zatrsakr
Yes, and if it was a serious question, I would be happy to provide it.

But, since it's a joke, I really don't want to ruin it.

@zatrsakr
Don't you think there's a reason why I asked for a single number?

@sarvo
I let you choose 1 of 3 options.

Linguistically speaking, both is the dumbest anwser possible, since there are still 3 ways of reading it.

Proboha...
Jednou má pan pavlásek šanci si u mě spravit reputaci jen tím, že bude z principu proti bábkovi....

A on místo toho přitlačí.

Ok.
So, he lived for 17 years, died, reincarnated 5000 years later, and got to age of 17.

How old is he?

@Mike_Microwave @Tfmonkey
I think their pizzas are good, but their pasta is always trash with no meat chunks or cheese.

@Mombi
Thanks for translating it.
All I understood was: We're outnumbered 50:1, but I am sure we'll make it or something...

@magicalthinking
But yes. The lasers are visual equivalent of a mcdonalds burger.

It barely works, and yet, people are trying to live on that shit.

@magicalthinking
Honestly....
I don't mind these 1/10th as much because these concepts t least are consistent within the story itself.

Yeah, I am actively looking for a new job on the side, but I didn't expect him to fire me first for such a retarded reason.

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Boss told me, that while I am doing a great job, I just don't look quite enthusiastic, so he might have to let me go...

Bitch, you're not paying my maintanance for this excelence. I cannot even work from home. I am stuck here with a bunch of office babies, and you expect me to smile?

Can we just stop the entire "Calculates the entire universe down to the last atom, but is still defeated by power of friendship" villains thingie?

They are so insanely boring.

@beardalaxy
Fuck normies.
They don't register to me as humans anymore, considering how destructive they are.

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