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Just got an advert for an STD test.

Damn, the robot thinks I'm a chad :AsukaSmug:

@mrsaturday
I mean... Not a single gameplay section, and the game is releasing in 5 months?
Not a single known political joke?

Not even a single bare tit?
Ehat are these people looking for at this point?

So, let me get this straight.
GTA VI
1) Will be expensive as fuck.
2) Did not even show any gameplay trailers to build up hype
3) is a series based on pushing moral buttons released in post-woke era, with not a single confirmed button pushed yet.
4) is already confirmed to be cutting roleplay features from the base game.

But I am supposed to believe, that people are hyped for it?

@thomasroiloup @captainslow
Yeah... I love that video. Is just silly, but in the right way.

Although, I seriously don't think it's that unexplainable. Not only did they meet alpha-quadrant ships twice a season, but also, among the hundreds of civilizations, I doubt none was able to make a few in exchange for Neelixe's famous soup.

But again... amazing video.

No wonder my standarts for female characters are so high, when I grew up watching tbis bad bitch...

172 episodes, and two lizzard kids later, and I don't think she pulled the woman card once.In fact, the show made a point of showing both her issues maintaining this professionalism, and temptation of selling out for the good of her 300+ crew.

No... In space, all you have are hard choices. And she did make a few :D

@bruh_momento
> A dog was actually the first astronault, so it's a completely canine profession.

Damn... this works on their 2nd argument too :alexjonessmile2:

A leftie friend told me, that he actually likes the term woke, because it does in fact describe the insane part of the left. After that, he said, that definitionally, there cannot be a good woke movie...

And I disagree... kind of.
Am I wrong, or is "The menu" a beautiful film, that never pretended to not be woke?

@TheEternalBungholio
Imagine being that young, that insanely beautiful and kinda rich... and still not be able to afford a photographer to frame you properly :alexjonessmile2:

I love the absolute desperate attemts to gaslight about this topic lately.

You cannot re-write 30 years of history just like that 🤣

I have only now found out, that the entire point of Batman V Superman is an anti-atheist joke...

And, it's fucking still based on a dumbest misinterpretation of it.

Ok, so what am I talking about? The omnipotence/all-goodness paradox of a major G God. It simply claims, that a god cannot be all good, or all powerful, and still allow suffering.

So, how does it apply to the movie? The congress explosion. A true god would have stopped it right? The ending battle? Either a god will win, or he dies.

But, all of that applies only to the major G god. The omnypotent one. So, WHY THE HELL would anyone do a movie about these proofs being applied to a minor God? That's so retarded, only an American could have thought of it...

@mitchconner
Don't forget.
20 years ago, the amount of troons in the public was effectively 0. Now, they are already at 1/50.

Omce the true regret wave starts, it's gonna be either the ugliest, or most hilarious event in your life.

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