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I love when doctors ask me, if I drink any alcohol.

I mean, I am Czech above the age of 6, so what do you expect?

@sampler @phnt @mischievoustomato
When you want to meet up with friends in two hours, you don't say:
Let's meet up on this year, this month, this day and in 2 hours. You just say in 2 hours.

If you want to meet up tomorow, the same rule follows.

It's not rocket science. It's just efficient.

@sampler @phnt @mischievoustomato
DMY is rational.
You plan 95% of your decisions on a daily bases. What you're going to do in 1 hour is what you need to know.

The 4.5% of the remaininjg is what you'll do tomorow, day after, and literally for the rest of the month.
Things you're planning outside of that are rare... About 0,5% of things you're thinking of. Etc.

Closest things require no further info. Therefore you just say the day. If you need to extend, then you do. But if not, then the day is enough. The day goes first.

@sampler @phnt @mischievoustomato
Oh wow...
I didn't know time travelers were on fedi.

Please. you have to save the future. Stop the assassination of Do§̫̘͙̬̹̪͂̚-̒̐͋̇̂ú͍̹,̪̼̗̤̙͓̄̓̃̎͊̃p̷̯̼͉̰̓)̹̠̩̼̗͂.͍̱̻͕̗̓̓̂§̥̹̦̭͐͌̇̈ͨ̓̄)̸̶̬̝̞̲̦ͫͩͥ͛͌͂͘.͈̹̦̯̜̘̖͒̈́̽ͫͭú͔ͤ̕)͈̲͈̭̊ͫ̏͒̉ͥ̾̀.͚̔̓ͮͫ́̀+͕͍̼̺̐̇̽ͧ̑͗̉ȩ̵̌̿̂͂ͩ͛̉ͮč͙̫͖̳̱̘̙͋ͤͭ͐̓́̕͡+̙̀ͥ̀́̀č̼ͦ̓̐͛̐ͬ̀͡͡

@sampler @phnt @mischievoustomato
In western countries, you are reading from up down, and a volume of a day is lesser then a volume of an year.

So, the graph seems ok to me.

@mischievoustomato
Also, don't worry about the hours, that is because I do not live in the US.
Time zones are an amazing thing.

@mischievoustomato
It does. As I said, it's no longer june.

Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

That's it. I am updating english language. 

From today on, it's:
Single
Doubble
Trippple
Quadrupppple
Quintippppple...
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You get it.

Is satire a dead concept?

Is the point of a satire just to write an opinion that others agree with, and claim you did so ironically, while not changing a thing?

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