⚠️⚠️ ALERT!! ⚠️⚠️
We are receiving a number of reports that adults are passing out candy laced with vaccines.
Be on the lookout for candy wrappers with needle holes, or other signs of tampering.
If your child develops signs of autism, and you’re sure they haven’t spent any time on the Fediverse, contact your local authorities immediately!!
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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